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What is infinity takeaway 10?

From Rdococ 23:25, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Your Mom. --Mn-z 04:49, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

How is that impossible? 1234 ~ 05:09, 18 December 2010

Because the answer to the question is infinity, since mathematicians don't bother to define an infinity that is 10 less than another infinity. Thus we are led to believe that the 10 in the equation didn't change a thing. Thus 10=0 and it then follows that 10²=0 as well. The same with 10³, 10¹⁰⁰, 10⁶⁶⁶, 10^googolplex and finally 10^infinity. And as 10^infinity=infinity, we are forced to conclude that infinity=0. Which is probably as impossible as stuff gets in mathematics. Quod erat demonstrandum. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 18 December 2010

No, that's pretty straight-forward. P=NP, now that's seeming an impossible conundrum... seriously, can anyone here prove it? 1234 ~ 16:06, 18 December 2010

PNP isn't a conundrum, it's a transistor. Socky, go back to equations where both sides divide by zero. Spıke ¬ 16:08 18-Dec-10

PNP? Er... what? What's a transistor? Well, um... what about bottomless pits, eh? Those are pretty impossible when the Force is involved. 1234 ~ 16:15, 18 December 2010

poop poop poop pooop --A 3 Year Old 16:25, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Awww, innit that sweet! Mum, come quick - he said his first word! 1234 ~ 16:29, 18 December 2010

Infinity takeway 10 was the 1980 release from prog rock legend Yes, during their new wave period. It was also the first album to come with a warning ("Warning: Wearing headphones while listening to this album poses a severe risk to your mind, which will be blown"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:50, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

The answer is........

Pie. What the fuck do I win?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:29, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I'm sorry we were looking for Pi. Please remember to phrase your answer in the form of a question next time as well. --Alex Trebec 14:21, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

The real answer is.....

Mathematicians are not as smart as they think they are. There exist two absolutes which cannot follow the same rules as normal numbers. These are absolute nothing which is 0 and absolute everything, which is infinity. As you all may have noticed from joking about dividing by zero, that absolute nothing gets to not be divided. What the mathematicians ignore is that infinity is also an absolute which cannot follow the regular rules either. This is where the 0.999...=1 deal comes from. The truth is, their "proofs" for this mind game are dealing with an infinite as if it were a number and not an absolute that doesn't obey the rules. So you can't subtract 10 from infinity, or any other number, or multiply, divide, or add to infinity either, as it is an absolute. If you could do those things, it wouldn't be an absolute, it would be finite. Since this is Uncyclopedia however, if you just read all that, you must now forget everything I said. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 17:09, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Sooooo...... what you're saying is...... you're one of those guys that dresses up like a wizard and goes to Harry Potter films and hopes to one day see a real live woman naked? Got it. -- Typical jock arsehole who hates intelligance

I dressed up as a wizard and went to a Harry Potter film, once... although I actually got kidnapped for the latter part. I was just being silly with the dress-up. Hadn't even realised the film had come out... incidentally, it sucked. And one of my 'friends' kept trying to feed me jellybeans. Bleah. 1234 ~ 19:35, 20 December 2010

You forgot to forget, Typical jock arsehole who hates intelligance. No, I have never dressed up as a wizard or gone to see a Harry Potter film and I'm asexual. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 20:20, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Explain this

There is no flaw in this math. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:58, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yes there is. He forgets that a-x=0, so the result is infinity=random, not 2=1. What a n00b. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:01, 20 December 2010

What about this one? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:08, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Wrong again. Zero divided by zero can literally be any number you want. Unless if you come up with a number that after multiplying it with zero doesn't equal zero. I like to call the latter a creatio-ex-nihilo infinity AKA God. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 20 December 2010

Good job. Now for the final question: How can 41 be greater than 59? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:32, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Because it's closer to The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. Duh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:35, 20 December 2010

Wrong. 41 is greater than 59 because 41 can filibuster anything that 59 tries to do. Lrn2 US Senate. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:42, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Bah. The US sucks even more than Belgium. I can't wait till Palin becomes president, lol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 20 December 2010

I wonder if she'll legalise game-huntin' again! I've a hankering for a bengal tiger to put on my wall. 2K12_DAN.VRS 23:47, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Really? I'm gonna bag me a Monopoly! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:52, December 21, 2010 (UTC)