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Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Santa's coming! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:52, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, that better not be a picture of Leeds, I'm supposed to be going there tomorrow. By public transport. --Black Flamingo 12:02, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Honk as you pass on the M62. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I'll probably have time to do a whole honking symphony. --Black Flamingo 13:49, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Is that what snow is then? Santa's come? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:17, Nov 25
Damn Christians with their damn Christian folk tales mumble mumble mumble ~Jewriken.GIF 13:29, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
There is a strange urinal-like glow look to this image..yellow snow? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:14, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
UU has put me off ever making a snow angel ever again. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 14:22, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
canada makes shit quality cameras --nachlader 16:43, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
The outside light has a yellow cover. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:38, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, cameras work at night? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 18:31 (UTC)

Of course they do! Though they tend to produce black images during the night for some reason. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:37, 25 November 2010
This is really quite strange... and to think, I thought the night was a time of light... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 18:47 (UTC)

Santa stoled some cars!

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That jolly son of a bitch! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Lucky guys. You can have snow. WHY GREEKS CAN'T? I haven't seen snow in Greece for three or four years --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:49, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
They worth giving out as presents, those cars? And Mimo, snow is overrated, really. Hard to wear sandals in it. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 19:51 (UTC)
If Santa's giving out stolen Subaru Justys and Mazda B2200s of indeterminate vintage and mileage, Christmas is dead to me. Although, he did leave the one under the tarp. And the trailer (that has clearly been backed up by someone who really shouldn't). And mine's still there. That's sort of a present. Ho ho...ho? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:08, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Hell of a present: Happy Christmas; I didn't take away what you already have! Cheers! ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 20:35 (UTC)