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I've already been to heaven. And after five minutes I was like "Let's. GO." Heck no techno 23:14, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

My mall is fun. My dad is so getting that Eric Clapton album I saw at FYE for Christmas. /me wonders how many people here will know what FYE is.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:21, Dec 5
I know! OVERPRICED is what it is!!!! HATE HATE HAT!!!!!11!!1! Heck no techno 00:02, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
"Fashionable Young Equestrians"? Riding away into the sunset, gracefully waving their CD players as their earbuds cause them to slowly go deaf. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:15, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
CD Players? What are those? Do you mean an iPod? But what, pray tell, is a CD? You're OLD! Heck no techno 01:21, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Hey, your fuckin' username is "Heck no Techno" you stupid bitch. #&@$ 02:37, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Why, Freelancer, I'm surprised at you! I've never heard you use such language! You're one of our best students! Principal's office! Now! --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 04:48, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Also, your use of the words "fuckin'" and "bitch" was both uncreative and poorly phrased. If you intended to accuse Heck no Techno of being old because the phrase "Heck no" is archaic, then you failed utterly. You may now continue being an inflammatory idiot and trying (and failing) to piss everyone off. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 04:55, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, it looks like I need to refer the second person today to Rule 2. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:24, Dec 6
Number one, what was my username supposed to have to do with anything? Number two, I was KIDDING. And number three, I wasn't even talking to you, so why are you getting so mad? I was mocking my own generation. Heck no techno 20:48, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, everyone knows my generation is the best one! All the others sucked! Spang talk 23:12, 06 Dec 2007
I know you're not supposed to ask a lady her age, but you've brought this upon yourself: how old are you, Spang? (Just so we know what generation you're talking about.) --CUN RA Talk to me _ 22:32, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
I'm 19. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.7.36.41 (talk • contribs)
Come to Canada then, you can drink liquor and gamble. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 00:45, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
You're Canadian too? Well ain't that just....something....hmm.../me thinks of a weird expression....ain't that just a kitten in a basket? Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
What're you on aboot? Canadians, eh? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:04, Dec 8
Sweet tunderin' Jayzus! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:33, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
I plan on coming to Canada the day President Bush issues his military draft. --YeOldeLuke 01:28, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

This Forum is Moving Over Too Much...

I don't think that's gonna happen. It seems to me that Bush is laying low lately...Anyway, yeah Canada rules. What times can you think of where we instigated a war? NONE! YOU GOT NOTHIN!!! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif

It's been nearly scientifically proven that the best thing Bush can do for the American people is sit down, shut up, and fix the situation in Iraq. But he fears science and only has a year left in office, so he's content with two out of three. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 21:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Dubya ain't a-feared of no science no how! /me shoots six shooters into the air. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
He is when you guys can't pay for healthcare because Bush disapproves of the magic witchcraftery. (Another reason to come to Ca-na-daaaaa!) Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
Besides universal healthcare, legal marijuana, and French separatists, what else is there in Canada? *Crickets chirping* --CUN RA Talk to me _ 07:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
A military with personnel who actually have to REALLY WANT to be in it, lower taxes (as of January 1st :D), stricter gun laws, a so-called 'bilingual' Quebec that only advertises stuff in French while other provinces are stuck putting English and French on their stuff? - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Also, Canada has cold. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
And maple! You forgot maple! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif