Forum:Holy Fuck! It snowed! It fucking snowed in Egypt!!
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Right in the middle of the fucking desert!
So after a long boring winter of constant sunshine and temperatures above 20C, Ra, bringer of the sunlight finally realised that it was not funny anymore and asked for Thor's assistance, who arrived on the first flight from Helsinki's to Cairo's international airport, bringing a snowy thunderstorm of unprecedented proportions!
The funny part is: I was fucking asleep when all that happened, and I wouldn't have gotten up if my brother hadn't run into my room with a handful of snow.
We were so happy we sacrificed a virgin goat. • • • • 16:53 • Thursday,
- Your camels are okay though, right? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:00, 25 Feb
- The pharaoh is okay though, right? --EMC [TALK] 17:04 Feb 25 2010 17:04, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Sleigh down the pyramids. -- 19:11, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Yawn. We got used to snow in Poland. I quite understand that you are excited about that but believe me that in a long time snow is quite boring and even disturbing. I hope your camels won't freeze to death. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 19:14, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
- I'm picturing an Egyptian at the dealer trying to buy snow tires. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:20, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Did I say pyramids? I meant ancient apartment blocks. --
- I did both. • • • • 19:50 • Thursday,
- I did your mum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your mum jokes never get old. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:57, 25 Feb
- Well, when you asked me What will you do for sex/driver's education now? I was very tempted to say Yo momma roflol but I didn't. Whatever, I'll just go back to kissing my camel. • • • • 21:15 • Thursday,
- Well that would have just been silly. My mom doesn't know how to drive. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:31, 25 Feb
- So what? My mom is a virgin. • • • • 05:43 • Friday,
- Really? Is your Father also you? If so, can you autograph this book? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Of course! What's your name, son? • • • • 06:49 • Friday, 26-02-2010
- /me crosses "omniscience" off of list of God's characteristics Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
- "Stud" is still on the list, isn't it? • • • • 07:34 • Friday, 26-02-2010
- Yes, after "Saintly" and before "Transcendent". ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 26 Feb 2010 ~ 07:46 (UTC)
- "Stud" is still on the list, isn't it? • • • • 07:34 • Friday, 26-02-2010
- /me crosses "omniscience" off of list of God's characteristics Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Of course! What's your name, son? • • • • 06:49 • Friday, 26-02-2010
- Really? Is your Father also you? If so, can you autograph this book? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
- So what? My mom is a virgin. • • • • 05:43 • Friday,
- Well that would have just been silly. My mom doesn't know how to drive. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:31, 25 Feb
- Well, when you asked me What will you do for sex/driver's education now? I was very tempted to say Yo momma roflol but I didn't. Whatever, I'll just go back to kissing my camel. • • • • 21:15 • Thursday,
- I did your mum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your mum jokes never get old. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:57, 25 Feb
19:41, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
- I did both. • • • • 19:50 • Thursday,
- Clearly, this means global warming is out on control, since increased temperatures increase precipitation, which increases snowfall, which increases albedo (reflectiveness) of the earth, which cools the earth, prevents snow from melting, which increases the albedo of the earth, which generates a positive feedback loop, creating a new ice age. Or something. --Mn-z 18:08, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Whereabouts?
What is this Egypt place? 08:38, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Oh hey.
Our teacher taught us about Egypt! Would you like a cookie, sir? 00:08,2March,2010
- I bet he did. -- 02:10, March 2, 2010 (UTC)