Forum:Hi. I'm the first person with a piece of Uncyclopedia merchandise
Suck it. My "a wizard did it" shirt is awesome. Expect to be able to buy stuff from the store sometime this week. Just waiting for emc to get his stuff. Yes, we both ordered stuff before you all did. Suck it. Also, we are still accepting design ideas. Go and message emc on his Facebook page. Or just message it to the main Uncyclopedia page. Regardless, I'll see it. Mhaille, send the one image to my email. I need that on a shirt as soon as possible. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:22, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
- Pics or it didn't happen. --SadisticWolf 17:36, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- What? You don't follow our FB page? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:02, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- I am socially inept and don't have a Facebook page. --SadisticWolf 14:57, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Whoah!!!! I hope that FB = facebook and not what I normally think that means!!! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 09 Jun 2010 ~ 05:17 (UTC)
- No, it means fuck buddy. Our fuck buddy page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
- What? You don't follow our FB page? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:02, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Actually I bought one of the Uncyclopedia tshirts that Keitei produced 3 or 4 years ago.....still wear it occasionally... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Yeah, well... I own Chron's left testicle! And this is the "official" merchandise cause we have the site up and running now and forever. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:04, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah man, I've got one of those shirts too. From like 2007. "Official" merchandise is so... capitalist. —rc (t) 02:44, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Also, I'd like to point out that every person who wears Uncyc apparel is unwittingly (or wittingly, now) showing off my initials. Five years later, that photoshopping is finally paying off. —rc (t) 02:47, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
- I believe the correct term is "fuckwittingly". -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I was the firster
Ha! I had a T-shit that said "Disregard that I suck cocks!" weeks ago, and I did not even need to invest any money in it. I just made it by writing the legend on an ordinary T-shit. SO THERE. It was also on sale for a while, so technically it was merchandise. Nyah nyah. -- Style Guide 14:16, June 13, 2010 (UTC)