Forum:Hep mi mak mo betr artycals
I've read the help. I've looked for the help. IM A COMPLETE NOOB TO THIS TYPE OF WEBSITE AND CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO ADD THE GOODIES TO MY ARTICLES. I bend over and bare my behind to the thorough spanking by wooden paddles of the hooded and robed elders of this website.
Please show me how to paste a image here. I've tried the conventional means of a invision board but somethings not working right. Do I need a photobucket account because I can get one? I can get one right now!
Please teach me how to put a table of Contents on my article pages, as I realize the unwashed masses may not be willing to just scroll down the page to read the titles.
Please Show me how to add the flash imagery.
Thank you sirs may I have another.--SilveryMinnow 00:40, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- HTBFANJS and UN:BEST --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
07:36, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, let's get more focused shall we?
Image syntax: [[image:imagenamehere.extention|thumb|left|350px|my caption here]]. You can play with the atributes of size, sides and place frame instead of thumb.
Table of contents is being set automatically after you use three headings on your article.
For flash you can ask Tom Mayfair or any other hobo who cares to stop around this forum and knows how to. ~
07:47, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, boy! Image help!
- First, upload the pic to Uncyc's spacious and luxuriously appointed server.
- Images go in like this
- full size [[Image:Babygrump.jpg]]
- caption (where XXXpx is the displayed image width in pixels} [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|thumb|XXXpx|caption]]
- right (or left. Center too.) [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|100px|right]]
- you can add more than one option, for instance: [[Image:Babygrump.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Love me. For truly I am an adorable baby.]]
- Looks like this:
- Seen? (and sign your posts with ~~~~). I hope that answers your question. If not, I hope that it answers someone else's question.
- There's also this, which explains a bunch of things. Perhaps even this.
- Lastly, ___TOC___ puts the table of contents wherever you want it to be. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:14, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- Also, if you need any more editing help, click "edit page" of a page with the trick you want to steal, and copy and paste that trick into your page. That was how I learned wiki formatting a year ago. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:38, Apr 20
- I'm Modusoperandi and I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Led, for the edits you done to that page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:12, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- Also, if you need any more editing help, click "edit page" of a page with the trick you want to steal, and copy and paste that trick into your page. That was how I learned wiki formatting a year ago. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
One useless comment and two helpful ones. This means it's time for...
If there is one thing that you cannot touch, in all probability, it's this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:26, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
- Wow no expense is spared for the State of the art user friendly graphics on this site. – Preceding unsigned comment added by SilveryMinnow (talk • contribs) SilveryMinnow 00:39, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- It's just like being there! Woo! Go "there"! Also, don't forget to sign your forum/talkpage posts with four tildes (shift plus that key to the left of 1 and above the tab. ~~~~, see? I can't protect you if you don't do it). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- I'd advise you to listen to the letters inside of the parentheses. Otherwise this topic will inevitably be visited by a giant neon green wiggly line, and none of us want that. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:48, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- It's just like being there! Woo! Go "there"! Also, don't forget to sign your forum/talkpage posts with four tildes (shift plus that key to the left of 1 and above the tab. ~~~~, see? I can't protect you if you don't do it). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:14, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Too late, it's the attack of the giant neon green wiggly line
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
~ 08:24, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Well thanx for the assist and the other information that was just generally useless --SilveryMinnow 00:39, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Need help, you say?
If you've had trouble finding help, let me direct you to some. There actually is quite a lot.
- Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian - A little guide on how things work around here. Just so you know whats going on.
- Help:Contents - You can find anything here.
- Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies - Don't write about Mr. Winkler, who is not only gay, but is also vanity.
- Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing - It's exactly what it sounds like. A little guide on how to edit things.
- Uncyclopedia:Community Portal - A portal to the community, it's through here that you can find all sorts of fun stuff.
If you have any more questions, feel free to ask on IRC, the Village Dump, my talk page, or on any of these people's talk pages. See, plenty of help, you just needed a push in the right direction. Oh, and how could I forget HTBFANJS. --
Kaizer the Bjorn takkun 
(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:09, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
NO Please, Really, Stop helping me now, please. What the hell was I thinking asking for help from a bunch of lunatics?--SilveryMinnow 05:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- I don't know. What were you thinking? (We did help, you just have to sort through the static) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:20, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- To get instant help. Place this text into your userpage.
- {{adoptme}}
- You should get help automatically. --The Improver talk • contribs • 19:31, Apr 22 2008 (UTC)
- Actually, you won't usually get it right away. In fact, it's best to ask someone to adopt you, and they'll help you out. Or, if you have a question, just ask someone on their talk page. Most people here are helpful enough, if they're active. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:45, Apr 22
- Actually, you won't usually get it right away. In fact, it's best to ask someone to adopt you, and they'll help you out. Or, if you have a question, just ask someone on their talk page. Most people here are helpful enough, if they're active. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
HaHaHaHaHaHa!
I in my evil plans, has adopted this n00b. Unfortunatly, he has no idea that he has a talpage, nor that he has a yellow bar on the top. Please check your messages, I have adopted you. You're my n00b now. --The Improver talk • contribs • 05:48, Apr 23 2008 (UTC)
Lets just be serious for one damn moment
I havent taken a shower in five days now and my groin is starting to smell like cured codfish. That, and the jewish admin cabal is starting a new conspiracy to make all of the nOObs of this month sysops. THEY HAVE TO BE STOPPED. I wonder if there is a groin deoderant I could find. Does anyone know of one? --ShabiDOO 11:30, August 13, 2011 (UTC)