User:SilveryMinnow

Be Advised this page is for me to store all the stuff I stole

Stay off my lawn or else.

Hello SilveryMinnow

As you've looked around Uncyclopedia, you must surely have noticed that mainspace articles are not signed. There is a reason for this. Please do not feel that you have to sign off on any article you write or edit. Sigs are for talk pages, forum pages, voting and the like. If anyone needs to see who wrote what in a mainspace article, we can just go to the page's history.

Thanks

--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:48, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Cap. I'm gonna huff this page later so I can put a kewl personality file here.--User:SilveryMinnow/sig 04:58, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Holy crap, I mean to put this on your talk page.

This is why I try not to be too harsh on n00bs; I've been here for years, and I can still fuck up. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:01, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

About Me

Table of Contents url.

Its okay for now Im gonna use to put stuff for articles, Like a attic space. --SilveryMinnow 05:03, 22 April 2008 (UTC) You dont mind if I keep you here in my attic do you Cap'n Ben?--SilveryMinnow 05:18, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

I dunno. Last time I said "yes" to a proposition like that, I ended up wearing a gimp mask and a ball-gag. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:38, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Excuse Me

I'm afraid your pee is tainted. You are doing pee reviews and you are not proving any helpful information whatsoever. I'd adivse you to read the Pee Review Guidelines if you want to keep peeing. Thank you. --The Improver talk • contribs • 05:55, Apr 24 2008 (UTC)

“

It is the sign of a truly great Fast food server to stir the batter for fried chicken on the essential parts of poultry. Look at Sanders; look at Popeye.

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— Roger Ebert

All Pee is tainted!--SilveryMinnow 06:50, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

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My Articles

• Department of Homeland Security
• Grand Theft Auto: Australia
• Zombie War
• Crayons
• Some others I dont feel like listing.

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