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dogg --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 14:35, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Bro! The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 14:38, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Wassup my dogg? GrammarFegelein (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 16:04, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

I came here with all my doggs but I'm tryna leave with you and your friends. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:23, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Hello, this is dogg. -- The Zombiebaron 18:48, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 19:46, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

User:Dawg

	Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2013

	Useless Gobshite of the Month August 2013

Brigadier Sir Dawg

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Dawg       Abandoned at birth, Dawg was raised by a pack of Wolves (and a chipmunk) in the dense woodlands of north-western Wyoming. It was here that he honed his hunting skills, his love of the chase, and his ferocity in the kill. His feral nature is always brimming below the surface.       Since the beginning of his time at Uncyclopedia, Dawg has been that ninja in the shadows, hidden but ready to strike. He lies dormant much of the time, but don't be deceived. He's always watching and he will find you. And when he does, you won't even know what hit you.       However, only vandals need fear his wrath. If you're kind and funny, Dawg will shower you with cookies and love. He is kind, sweet, soft, and cuddly and has never huffed kittens.       Dawg spends his spare time invading Belgium, whittling and snuffing n00bs. Important Places Make this your homepage if you need to. Yes, this is all about you. If you need tips. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. Having the evil urge to create a template? Why your articles suck. Need more piss? The outhouse, the loo, the john, the crapper.	Quote of the Day "Dawg: you're a big role model of how it should be round here." - The Hitman Stalk Deciphering the IRC (Due to using a bouncer, I might be logged in but not there.) dawguncyc - Usually somewhat available. dawg|away - Not there, will be back eventually. dawg|meatspace - Stuck in meatspace. dawg|sleep - Incapacitated due to biological requirements. dawg|mobile - Logged in from my mobile. Location Pacific Time (UTC-8) Cycle Natural homosapien day/night cycle - 17 hours awake, 8 asleep. I had to get a real job. Pics This is what I look like most of the time, and this is what I look like when I catch you stalking me. Any questions? Did you know... Featured Article: Mammogram This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! More Awards ...that Dawg is American? ...that he is an administrator and might beat you? ...with a stick?
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