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That's one Fucking Huge Protein, dude. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:20, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

As I write this, the Uncyclopedia Folding@Home team is in 501st place. You might think this is a good thing but you would be horribly wrong. We are in 501st place because we have been consistently falling in our ranking; we used to be well above 500. Additionally, at present, there are only 11 active users on the team; that leaves an awful lot of you that aren't doing your part. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING A PART OF THE FOLDING TEAM. Slow computer? You won't add many points but every little bit counts. Use your computer for other things? It only uses idle processor time. Come on folks, have some pride, show people that Uncyclopedia has weight that can be thrown around; it costs you nothing. Go join up! --Sir gwax (talk) 00:20, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

There. I downloaded it and joined. Also, Uncyclopedia is 503. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:44, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

You dropped us down two places! What are you using, an Apple IIc? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:50, 8 Aug

I haven't had F@H on any computer sence 2007... I should go re-dl that. we used to be good ish... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:54, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Same, it all went when I installed Arch Linux, and I never set it back up again. (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 8, 17:51

I can't afford to keep my computer running all the time. There is this thing called electricity that I must pay for now since my gerbil died. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:49, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

... OF AIDS!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:50, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

That shit's not funny. The poor Nigerian boy I was paying pennies a day to sponsor just recently died of AIDS. Thank you for that. Thank you very much. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

That's a weird thing to be thanking me for. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:54, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

So are you going to tell me who you are on my Y!A contacts? --EMC ^[TALK] 21:01, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently I'm just one of your fans. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm reporting you to the police. What don't you understand about "500 kilobytes away at all times"? --EMC ^[TALK] 21:07, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, then install Folding@Home and turn your computer off whenever you feel like it; it will fold when it's on and not when it's off. That's a simple solution for you that also adds more points for our team. --Sir gwax (talk) 23:42, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

I tried running F@H on my work PC, but it tells me to fuck myself. Im all out of ideas --Nytrospawn 02:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, you could always...you know...go fuck yourself. I mean, if that's the advice that your work computer if giving you it can't be half bad advice, right? And I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself (literally). You may want to go to the restroom first. Someone might walk into your cubicle at the wrong moment. Also, the reason I don't fold at my home is because my computer is laptop and I turn it off at night, and its not even on all day most of the time, so I'd really not be contributing very much. Maybe I should go fuck myself too. This comment is probably too long for a silly joke about maturbation but I'm going to keep typing anyway. But now I'm going to stop. -- The Zombiebaron 03:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

That was quite unsatisfying, despite your violent and eradicate effort. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:58, 10 August 2009 (UTC)