Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 24

February 24: "I don't care what day it is" Day

• 1803 - In Marbury v Madison, two men named Mr. Marbury and Mr. Madison fight each other with canes, and the Supreme Court decides who wins.
• 1863 - People on their way to California collapse from heat while traveling across the desert, and rather than dying with humanity, they found Arizona.
• 1920 - God decides today is a good day to create Nazis, a few select Germans suddenly feel an unusual aversion to international Jewry.
• 1942 - Aliens attack the city of Los Angeles! (Pictured) They're confused for Japanese soldiers due to racism.
• 1978 - Five men disappear after attending a college basketball game in California. The bodies of four of them were actually clones of the same person.
• 2007 - Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe launches a spy satellite to perv on Kim Jong-un's sister, Kim Yo-jong.
• 2008 - Fidel Castro retires, spends the rest of his days smoking cigars and laughing at assassination attempts.

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