Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 17

February 17: Noble Gases Appreciation Day

• 1991 - What the British call the birthdate of their very own version of Jesus.
• 1996 - Gary Kasparov loses a game of chess to a computer, like that's never happened to anyone before.
• 2001 - HAL 9000 kills two dudes in outer space, oh shit I'm sorry I spoiled it for you.
• 2006 - You finally forget about your miserable Valentine's Day, only to be tormented by this reminder.
• 2008 - USA bombs some country after the military finds a few extra bombs hiding in an old pair of pants.
• 2009 - John Prescott is discovered at the corner of downing street in a corset and fish-net tights attempting to whore himself out to passing single parents.
• 2017 - Denmark is officially recognized as a mistake and erased from history.
• 2018 - All world languages are revoked and replaced with American, a language consisting solely of words with one syllable or less

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