Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 17

February 17: Sheeranist New Year (United Kingdom)

• 1991 - Famed British musician Ed Sheeran is born. Brits rejoice that their Messiah is finally with them.
• 1996 - Gary Kasparov loses a game of chess to a computer, like that's never happened to anyone before.
• 2008 - USA bombs some country after the military finds a few extra bombs hiding in an old pair of pants.
• 2017 - Denmark is officially recognized as a mistake and erased from history.
• 2025 - You finally forget about your miserable Valentine's Day, only to be tormented by this reminder.

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