Chappell Roan

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Chappell Roan (born February 19, 1968) is an American singer whose voice is the embodiment of Miss Piggy from the Muppets. Apparently every musician in the world loves her and wants to do a collaboration with her. Her real name isn't actually Chappell Roan, but prior to 2016 her real name is Chappelle Roan, like the comedian of the same name. In fact, she has virtually no haters because of this. She began releasing music in 2014, although she didn't garner success for some reason until 2024.

Apparently this picture was left out during her first album shoot...

Career[edit | edit source]

Pre-2024: Before she was famous[edit | edit source]

Chappelle Roan was born in Missouri in 1968, contrary to most sources (including Wikipedia) who think that she was born 30 years later. Her parents are really rich and gain over 10 million dollars every year and basically she grew up in a tractor farm. Otherwise, she basically never went to college. 10 years before fame, she uploaded her first song onto YouTube. However, in 2016, she decided to drop the "e" from her name legally because people kept mispelling her name a lot. She would later get a deal with Atlantic Records, but that didn't work. However, her songs still manage to keep being in top 100 lists about the best songs of whatever year it was in news outlets. Later she would open for Olivia Rodrigo (twice) during her tours and become her BFF for life. In 2023, she would release her first studio album which made everyone love her even until her death.

2024: Career breakthrough[edit | edit source]

In 2024, Roan opened for one of Rodrigo's tours again, and then her music sales and streams rose. Her fame started to skyrocket when she performed in Coachella for the first time and then releasing the song "Bad Luck Bitch!" in May. The amount of playlists she was in was increasing by the minute. It feels as if the entire music industry just loves her. Whenever you ask a musical artist what their favorite artist is at the moment, they will always reply with her name. 2024 is expected to be Roan's biggest year of her career as it turns out that literally no one hates her.

Musical style[edit | edit source]

Roan is very well known for her very deep voice, which should not come as a surprise. Her songs are basically a combination that is similar to that of Olivia Rodrigo's songs and music made by drag queens. It's also worth noting that she is one of many musical artists who make music for openly metrosexual people like her. Most of her lyrics are about being a lesbian, which also shouldn't be surprising to you.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Singles[edit | edit source]

  • Blue Horse Bar (2020)
  • Misery (2020)
  • Fully Clothed in Los Angeles (2022)
  • My Fetishes (2022)
  • Queer Icon (2022)
  • Wild (2022)
  • Skittles (2023)
  • Aspirin in Space (2023)
  • COLD ENOUGH??? (2023)
  • Bad Luck Bitch! (2024)

Albums[edit | edit source]

  • The Fall & Rise of Your Artist's Favorite Artist (2023)

See also[edit | edit source]