Babel:Moccasins
From today's featured moccasin
moccasins.
NOVEMBER 15 IS NATIONAL ROCK YOUR MOCS DAY! No, seriously. Don't forget your moccasins. (Full article...)
Did you know...
- that moccasins are the best shoe ever? (pictured)
- that Moccasiny moccasin moccasin moccasin redirects to Moccasins?
- that other shoes pale in comparison to moccasins?
- that Soviet's Bot likes moccasins?
- that how Jimi wears moccasins, is determined by his flamboyancy?
- that moccasins are as swag as moccasins?
In the moccasins
- Moccasins still greatest shoe ever (Pictured)
- Soviet's Bot found to wear moccasins
- Moccasins are as swag as moccasins
- I still have to fill the rest of this box with moccasins
- Moccasins is an anagram for Comic Sans
Ongoing: Uncyclopedia's moccasin obsession • Moccasins are as swag as moccasins • Moccasins • Everywhere I go I see that darn shoe moccing me • The existence of moccasins
On this day
November 15: Rock Your Mocs Day
- 1491 - Christopher Columbus arrives at the New World, only to be told that he is a year early.
- 1533 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru. He notices that the iguanas have unusually piercing stares.
- 1726 - Shenandoah, Chief of the Oneida Indians, invents a new type of footwear, made of deerskin leather stitched into a soft shoe. (Pictured)
- 1727 - A group of unscrupulous Europeans, led by Leon "L. L." Bean, steal the secrets of the moccasin, and send Shenandoah a paltry 1.5% royalty fee for each pair sold.
- 1800 - Napoleon Bonaparte establishes the Fashion Police and makes it illegal to wear any shoes that are not moccasins.
- 1941 - Heinrich Himmler orders all homosexuals in Germany to be sent to concentration camps: the Wehrmacht, once the most fashionable army in the world, soon find themselves poorly groomed and wearing fatigues that clash with their boots.
Moccasin of the day
Other moccasins of Moccasinpedia
- How to be moccasinful and not just moccasinless – for help with that moccasins thing
- Moccasins and moccasins – for the boring moccasins no one follows
- Formatting – for help on making your moccasins look pretty
- Requested moccasins – for moccasinization, or lack thereof
- Village Moccasin – to throw angry moccasins at other wearers
- Community moccasin – for general moccasin shenanigans
Moccasister projects
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MoccasiNews
News on moccasins -
Moccasinpedia
The moccasin-ful encyclopedia -
Moccadictionary
Best left unsaid -
MoccaTunes
Noisy moccasins -
MoccaGames
Ways to waste away -
HowTo
...wear moccasins -
MoccaBooks
Moccasin-ful books -
Moccquotable
Useless moccasins -
Moccaversity
No moccasin loans -
MoccaPoetia
Moccasins deferred -
MoccaDebate
Best moccasin, go! -
MoccaScripts
We moccasinify stage too -
Why?
wear moccasins? -
MoccaReviews
Hack moccasins -
MoccaVoyage
You're going to Moccasin! -
Moccamedia
The Moccasin
Uncyclopedia moccasins
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