Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 14

August 14: Brutal dictator appreciation day (Saudi Arabia & Jacksonville, FL)

Long time ago - Emperor takes over the galaxy in Star Wars (TM)
1844 - Toast is invented
1855 - Following the war of a thousand toasters, the recipe for toast is lost for over 5000 years.
1856 - Toast is rediscovered.
1857 - Toast is forgotten.
1880 - Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany, is completed. It smells great!
1923 - Start of the Dotcom Era.
1987 - A young explorer named Wally is reported missing.
2001 - George W. Bush is "elected" by his daddys friends to be president of the United States.
2005 - Ego is discovered to be, in fact, a dirty word.
2006 - Horizontal Line is discovered in your pants.
2007 - Vertical line is discovered in the inside of your pants.
2007 - Hitler is finally mentioned in Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day. Took long enough.
2008 - The first "sort of" black dictator introduced into the history of the US. People take to the streets with high hopes of a kinder, gentler dictator.
2009 - Nut and penis implants are invented
2010 - Nut and penis implants found to cause cancer. Some 1.3 million white gangstas are affected.
2012 - Dick Cheney dies because his cold blackened void of a heart fails. The world is finally safe.
3012- 1000th "Screw Dick Cheney" Day cancelled by Undead Bush

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