Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 12

August 12: Madonna Depreciation Day (Worldwide)

• 1675 - The Vegetable Armistice is signed, ending the Great Tomato War.
• 1840 - Martin Van Buren is somehow re-nominated for the Presidential election by the Democrats, despite being a pretentious douche and insisting on making lame genitalia jokes at passing squirrels.
• 1908 - First Model T Ford built. It faces stiff competition from the pirate-made Model R (pictured).
• 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched.
• 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched.
• 1964 - English novelist Ian Fleming passes away when he is mistakenly served a vodka martini stirred, not shaken.

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