Anal Shredder

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Anal Shredders are a rare hybrid between a Dildo and a Chainsaw. These strange tools can be used for a variety of purposes.

Obtaining[edit | edit source]

Anal shredders can be found in the gardening section of a hardware store.

Invention[edit | edit source]

During the Industrial Revolution, there was a demand from young horny men for a way to stimulate their Anal Pain Fetish™. From this demand, the Anal Shredder was born. It was developed by Adolf Hitler in his spare time at art school as he also had this Anal Pain Fetish™.

Common uses[edit | edit source]

Fetus harvesting[edit | edit source]

Anal shredders are sometimes used to harvest the Fetuses from pregnant teenagers. Harvesting the fetus will kill the teenager. Fortunately for the teenager, this is not an issue as they probably wanted that anyway.

Bacon production[edit | edit source]

Alabama state laws require that pigs be turned into bacon using anal shredders. The first step is to insert the anal shredder inside the pig's asshole. The organs of the pig will then be shredded into small pieces, and shipped off to a factory to be turned into bacon, similar to how McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are produced.

Sex toy[edit | edit source]

Here's a fun fact! Anal shredders can actually be used just like regular Dildoes, except that it is designed to turn the user's asshole gay by making it compatible with a Gore fucker's schlong.

Side effects may include; internal bleeding, Autism, Necrophilia, wanting to have anal sex with gay people, and finally Death.

Use by Nazis[edit | edit source]

As the anal shredder was developed by Hitler, the nazis used it as a torture device for specific people that they really didn't like. This was performed by inserting the device inside the victims mouth and turning it on, converting their face and stomach into a pile of goo. That goo was then used to produce a Wet Drink for young children to drink.

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