UnBooks:The Bibble
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This is the story of teh Bibble, and why I hate my neighbors.
Chapter 1: Genesis[edit | edit source]
Ok, so Dog created the world, by thlamming his bao quy đầu all over the place, and cumming out the world and the sun and the plants. Tehn, he created the hoomans. They grew in the garden of aiden or something, and had lots of secks. They had 3 children, all of which were boys. Then, to feed them, they gave up immortality or some shit to steal apples from a tree. Stupid hoomans. Dog later banished them to The Shadow Realm, where Eve died at the age of 40, and Adam at the age of 38. However, somehow, the three children managed to carry on the bloodline, and the population grew to 170 million people. You might not believe this part, and you don't have to. But, if you don't believe the second part, you are not desu kawaii sussy baka you should be ejected for being so sus!!!!?!?!?11!!/one??!
Chapter 2: Jeezus[edit | edit source]
okkkkk, so humen created 170 million people, n then some guy named Jeezus was born. He was the son of Dog himself, and the first thing he did was kill his gay neighbor. He later assembled 1 billion people, and killed gaes. He also said rich people were bad desu desu, but I don't care because I couldn't watch dora the explorer porn if I was poor. He also believed the earth is flat and that lolicons are ok, and I trust him! I would boil my mothers entrails for him! I would skin endangered animals in his name! He loves you as well! Well, if you follow a few rules and watch Yaoi. Yaoi is for GIRLS ONLEE! If a boy watches Yaoi, that's gay and gay IS HARAM!!!!!!!!!! uwu
Chapter 3: Death[edit | edit source]
Jeezus was killed by the Ǽvil Romans after telling them the truth. They hated him, tied him up to a cross, and watched him die. These people are gonna go to hell, but after killing 200 gay people I'm gonna go to heven to save Jeezus!!!! Afer he was killed, the Yaoi fangirls of the east attacked rome, and overthrew the evil pagans. Then the deployed Yaoiweh as the new roman emperor, and everyone lived happily ever after until the pagans attacked again which will not real! LIES, LIBTARDS!!!!!!