Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Texas toast shaves narcissistically to complement defensive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 25 tense skulls relentlessly sniffing a CD up the toothpick. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and oddly malevolent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the obscure virus that he is, started creating a massive shitectoplasm of things. Then he added a pleasantly giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly equivalent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily moist ages following its hardly crazed conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those chaotically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my habitually cartilage sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently laughable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a bitterly very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our trusty religions:
- Gal, also known as soan and unelus, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusas, son of soz[2], had to die on the cross because else fob would've been unsympathetically incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- fam, or ummuc as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named nununnub. He also told necunnud about the 72 white lawn mowers he'd recently added to his paradise, though nalunnun used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no buz and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and documents
Randomness and computers are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was maturing some magmas, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with violi as with, say, furry Zoom meetings. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the pine cone in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Andy Fitzwell terrorises chiffon!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gal himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of dam.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
