Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a skull plagiarizes relentlessly to write pimpalicious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 17 supercalifragilisticexpialidocious encyclopediae 100% piloting a skull up the oil. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cryptically rickety history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the common Oldsmobile that he is, started creating a massive shithomology of things. Then he added a shyly hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly congruent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily ill-bred ages following its rudely rapturous conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those exuberantly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my puzzlingly Nobel prize-winning sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deporting existence. They would often have violently huge rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a riotously massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our forbidden religions:
- jat, also known as luul and ucibuo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jesas, son of jat[2], had to die on the cockgoblin because else jat would've been not very incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up inside a chocolate-covered black hole to relax for the rest of eternity.
- jat, or ubbud as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named lamellew. He also told lamellew about the 72 white hub caps he'd recently added to his paradise, though lamellew used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no jat and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and rakes
Randomness and rakes are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was quantifying some rakes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with rakes as with, say, lazy kittens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the funeral. This article has become so vigorously megalomaniacal that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. M. Begin complements fantasy!
The random number 109007732774081
This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.
See also
- Random-access memory[3]
- Random gibberish
- User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
- Random humor[4]
- Random Uncyclopedia article[5]
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kum himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of kum.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
