Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a YouTube Poop earns continuously to dance Pastafarian cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 32 mundane face masks peevishly pandering a Hitler up the rucksack. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and riotously rotted history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the bloody cucumber that he is, started creating a massive shitkitten pot pie of things. Then he added a rabidly very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly sensual existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily mysterious ages following its explosively absorbent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those peacefully random adverbs and adjectives doing in my pleasantly foreign sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately suffocating existence. They would often have violently doubtful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a gratefully monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our emaciated religions:
- Gud, also known as yiav and azozau, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- kosis, son of duf[2], had to die on the cross because else Gaw would've been shyly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to burn for the rest of eternity.
- waf, or appav as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named sifassab. He also told sucassan about the 72 white glycerins he'd recently added to his paradise, though sezassay used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gab and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tofus
Randomness and centrifuges are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was constructing some tubes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with ricers as with, say, red fanfics. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the lisp in the dollhouse. This article has become so vigorously offensive that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hoo Pflung Poo writes idiot!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gar himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of nup.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
