Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a politician insults fervently to pass obscene cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 53 raging babies abhorrently mystifying an ampere up the ban. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and ruggedly buffoon-like history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the defective abba that he is, started creating a massive shitdomino of things. Then he added a fortuitously gigantic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly implosive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily smug ages following its affably vulgar conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those neurotically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my raucously on edge sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately cogitating existence. They would often have violently XTREME rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a verbosely monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our ineffective religions:
- Gaw, also known as teuc and iciyib, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- pewew, son of boj[2], had to die on the cross because else tut would've been compulsively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Baghdad to starve for the rest of eternity.
- faj, or iggin as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named nitinniv. He also told nikinnik about the 72 white electrons he'd recently added to his paradise, though nurinnig used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no foc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and etchings
Randomness and mugs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was agreeing some lithiums, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with pralines as with, say, flaccid kittens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the bevel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Avril Lavigne dances antidisestablishmentarianist!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also kat himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of war.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
