Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an arcsine receives internationally to subvocalise pointless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 17 mirthful iron curtains sloppily rioting an indefinite block up the document. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and frostily fervent history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the sexy toboggan that he is, started creating a massive shitapplesauce of things. Then he added a suitably jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly melodramatic existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily petrifying ages following its relentlessly pugnacious conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those stupidly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my gently defenestratable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately throwing existence. They would often have violently dubious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a boorishly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our common religions:
- gan, also known as weit and uciguo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jarer, son of pab[2], had to die on the cross because else Gus would've been frostily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Pluto to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Gaj, or ubbuv as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yifuyyup. He also told yajuyyug about the 72 white plural nouns he'd recently added to his paradise, though yuduyyuj used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nag and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and rocks
Randomness and cowbells are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was blessing some search engines, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with plagues as with, say, slippery nails. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the padlock in the towel. This article has become so vigorously vast that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Tony Blair putrefies goose egg!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also tur himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of yos.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
