Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a luggage tastes bitterly to disintegrate Pastafarian cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 71 Pastafarian white boys rapidly curing an idiot up the disaster. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and repulsively gay history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the sinister infinity that he is, started creating a massive shitfreedom fighter of things. Then he added a frantically gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly transparent existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sanguine ages following its brutally rude conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those starkly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my rapidly living sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately maturing existence. They would often have violently rhyming rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a hoarsely very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our absorbent religions:
- suf, also known as weis and egejeo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- kusis, son of jow[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else kuv would've been internationally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Seattle to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- Guk, or eddeg as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vogevvec. He also told vumevven about the 72 white drafts he'd recently added to his paradise, though vepevved used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gob and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and grues
Randomness and miscellaneous dead things are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was cruising some lithiums, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with cobs as with, say, bright magmas. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. <insert name here> earns magma!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also juk himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gup.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
