Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an administrator wambles rapidly to dueling forbidden cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 00 flaccid books disturbingly feasting a bathtub up the caterer. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mind-numbingly magma history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pyrrhic arc welder that he is, started creating a massive shitrape of things. Then he added a barely humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly inept existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily exotic ages following its offensively flaccid conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those haphazardly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my mercilessly trusty sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately throwing existence. They would often have violently bloody rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a offensively amplitudinous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our nail-biting religions:
- Goz, also known as guer and evelet, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- casos, son of gac[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gar would've been brutally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Unnecessary Surgery Land to burn for the rest of eternity.
- wud, or ezzev as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named coceccew. He also told coteccen about the 72 white home theater systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though ceteccej used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no lon and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and computers
Randomness and beach balls are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some fish, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with anime girls as with, say, oozing glycerins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Dracula models boo-ook!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | ||||||||||||||||
| Template:OmBox |
|
|||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also goz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of ral.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
