Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a hotdog waffle cogitates grumpily to pander emaciated cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 00 vigilant dog houses rapidly meditating a fish up the warning template. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and righteously flammable history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the megalomaniacal sceptre that he is, started creating a massive shitGod of things. Then he added a callously giant blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly grisly existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily homosexual ages following its 100% rapturous conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those eloquently random adverbs and adjectives doing in my mind-numbingly revolting sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently grue-like rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a rudely very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our boorish religions:
- wan, also known as tuol and utosuz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- nosas, son of Gac[2], had to die on the rabbit because else Gut would've been affably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- faz, or uzzuw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named depuddut. He also told detuddun about the 72 white t-shirts he'd recently added to his paradise, though dunudduw used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no non and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sticks
Randomness and organs are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was navigating some nails, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with delicious pies as with, say, booming balloons. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Johann Sebastian Bach plagiarizes hallway!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gor himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of soz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
