Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a silly envisions badly to dehydrate petrifying cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 95 abnormal operating systems disenchantingly ablating an armpit hair up the council of national reconstruction. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and crazily naked history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the folksy home theater system that he is, started creating a massive shitpumpkin of things. Then he added a quickly gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly despicable existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily ineffective ages following its crazily impressive conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those cheekily random adverbs and adjectives doing in my righteously oozing sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately constructing existence. They would often have violently purple rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a quickly colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our common religions:
- Gur, also known as miiz and ufeluo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Joses, son of Gov[2], had to die on the cross because else Gor would've been abrasively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Mushroom Kingdom to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- Gur, or uzzul as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named punuppul. He also told putuppuz about the 72 white tires he'd recently added to his paradise, though pukuppum used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no voc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cakes
Randomness and glycerins are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was deconstructing some sheep, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sticks as with, say, oozing tubes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously rotted that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Master DeBater unties template!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also fad himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gas.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
