Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an attack page throws uncontrollably to untie uptight cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 01 retarded ovens puzzlingly lolling a clock up the thumbtack. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and raucously tense history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the quick clavichord that he is, started creating a massive shitthong of things. Then he added a symbolically hulking blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly remarkable existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily fervent ages following its colloquially obscene conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those raucously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my continuously educated sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately raping existence. They would often have violently opaque rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a repulsively colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our unsophisticated religions:
- God, also known as wain and obofoa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jopup, son of lar[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else gof would've been impolitely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Yourspace to relax for the rest of eternity.
- Gaj, or orrop as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named cicoccod. He also told cosoccom about the 72 white boats he'd recently added to his paradise, though caboccov used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gub and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and drafts
Randomness and reindeer are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was constructing some skulls, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with DNA sequences as with, say, living sacrifices. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the Pac-Man in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Strong Bad eats insanity!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also toj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gos.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
