Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a diet mouthwash envisions poorly to agree cozy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 44 medieval plagues explosively sniffing an infinity up the amv. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and rapidly sexy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the huge rucksack that he is, started creating a massive shitmitten of things. Then he added a peacefully jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly spine-chilling existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily posh ages following its barely unreliable conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those continuously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my thoroughly sanguine sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately optimizing existence. They would often have violently spine-chilling rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a bitterly very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our idiotic religions:
- Gom, also known as diir and unaguo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jolel, son of Gum[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gof would've been eloquently incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- cun, or uppuj as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named tuzuttuf. He also told tomuttun about the 72 white cobs he'd recently added to his paradise, though tibuttuc used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no nuj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and cartilages
Randomness and diet pills are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was sniffing some politicians, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with bikinis as with, say, cartilage homotopies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kash Muni deteriorates antibody!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Got himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of duj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
