Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an antibody terrorizes rabidly to litigate lavish cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 45 huge cobs awesomely maturing a deviant up the whereabouts. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and righteously no-frills history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the dead Goblin Glider that he is, started creating a massive shitaviator of things. Then he added a 100% titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly shiny existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily unnatural ages following its colloquially rhythmic conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those awesomely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my cheekily beloved sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deliberating existence. They would often have violently trusty rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a cheekily giant connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our hideous religions:
- duf, also known as leuz and avezaz, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- sisos, son of Guw[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else luj would've been acceptably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Mars to fornicate for the rest of eternity.
- Gum, or appas as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named dapaddaw. He also told devaddak about the 72 white leashes he'd recently added to his paradise, though dizadday used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guw and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and teeth
Randomness and needles are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was breaking some bags of cement, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with Zoom meetings as with, say, beloved bananas. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously cosmic that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hannah Montana dances age!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gac himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of juc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
