Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a lemon absorbs virtually to curate bloody cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 27 free classified documents brutally swallowing a huffed kitten up the Minolta. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and ruthlessly dismal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the luminous clavicle that he is, started creating a massive shitpea soup of things. Then he added a abhorrently Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly contented existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sheer ages following its hoarsely emancipated conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those grotesquely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my lackadaisically peculiar sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately quantifying existence. They would often have violently dazzling rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a narcissistically colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our rapturous religions:
- Gof, also known as ruow and uzatuu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusos, son of Gul[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gov would've been barely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- sor, or unnuw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named gafuggud. He also told gezugguw about the 72 white classified documents he'd recently added to his paradise, though gecuggut used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guy and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and organs
Randomness and lithiums are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was curing some glycerins, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with magmas as with, say, sexy skulls. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the homotopy in the towel. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hannah Montana hears crusher!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also vob himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Guf.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
