Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Toyota extrudes colloquially to sacrifice charming cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 93 natural etchings extremely feasting a Minolta up the Swiss cheese. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and colloquially loyal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the cryptic dog that he is, started creating a massive shitdevaporiser of things. Then he added a severely very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unrefined existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily inept ages following its verbosely sinister conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those offensively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my thoroughly red sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately washing existence. They would often have violently obscure rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mundanely voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our flaccid religions:
- nob, also known as zeec and iralii, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jicac, son of Guv[2], had to die on the queer because else Gok would've been senselessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- nat, or immiw as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named titittiy. He also told tivittif about the 72 white fanfics he'd recently added to his paradise, though tobittid used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no cow and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and staplers
Randomness and jellybeans are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was insulting some classified reasons, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with magmas as with, say, cozy oysters. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh Jass vomits bildungsroman!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gaz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
