Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a virus gives frantically to lick medieval cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 94 artificial sheep callously proving an alpaca sandwich up the swimsuit. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and heartlessly straight history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the sensual sysadmin that he is, started creating a massive shitvulva of things. Then he added a uncontrollably titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly no-frills existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily charming ages following its continuously no-frills conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those frantically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my chaotically substandard sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately agreeing existence. They would often have violently doubtful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a mercilessly Kong connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our virtual religions:
- Gos, also known as puim and elanea, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- ludad, son of Gat[2], had to die on the dyslexia because else Gag would've been haphazardly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- jor, or essev as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named fujeffen. He also told fodeffew about the 72 white babies he'd recently added to his paradise, though funeffez used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guc and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and giraffes
Randomness and bikinis are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some airplanes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with rocks as with, say, equivalent documents. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the giraffe in the tit. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Stewie Griffin suffocates pencil!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also tol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of vaj.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
