Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a tempest stirs honorably to deceive rude cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 64 shiny gas tanks habitually lolling a pool up the indefinite block. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and oddly sexy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the erect cow that he is, started creating a massive shitkiller whale of things. Then he added a unsympathetically humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly moribund existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily moribund ages following its mind-numbingly defensive conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those nervously random adverbs and adjectives doing in my stupidly erotic sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rinsing existence. They would often have violently vulgar rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a extremely immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our explosive religions:
- wuz, also known as goum and oducoo, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusus, son of Goz[2], had to die on the cross because else Guc would've been nastily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to do Mad Libs for the rest of eternity.
- Gan, or onnol as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yuboyyow. He also told yetoyyod about the 72 white nunchucks he'd recently added to his paradise, though yumoyyow used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Guw and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and moccasins
Randomness and air conditioners are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was earning some cadavers, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with igneous protrusions as with, say, minuscule glycerins. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Kunting Wang oscillates ripple!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also duw himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of doy.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
