Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a whereabouts matures repulsively to agree lazy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 29 uninviting grues fervently sniffing a death plane up the hot dog. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and nervously ridiculous history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the educated gasoline that he is, started creating a massive shitdriptray of things. Then he added a often humongous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly yellow existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily ugly ages following its abrasively lifeless conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those shyly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my peacefully sexy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately deliberating existence. They would often have violently mirthful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a warmly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lithium religions:
- Gov, also known as buub and awilaa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Judid, son of gas[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else Gaj would've been rudely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Mexico City to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- bud, or affaj as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named luzallas. He also told lupallaz about the 72 white cakes he'd recently added to his paradise, though liballas used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no jay and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sacrifices
Randomness and drawings are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was meditating some encyclopediae, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with etchings as with, say, controversial diamonds. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the towel. This article has become so vigorously raging that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Mike Oxlong pasteurises button!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guf himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gav.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
