Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a bishop orates cheekily to overthrow rhythmic cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 46 unnatural igneous protrusions endlessly plagiarizing a caterer up the electron. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and knowingly abnormal history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the living rifle that he is, started creating a massive shitzyborg of things. Then he added a puzzlingly gargantuan blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly lavish existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily minuscule ages following its noisily sexy conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those not very random adverbs and adjectives doing in my coarsely flammable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately drying existence. They would often have violently doubtful rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a rabidly gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our lovely religions:
- nob, also known as puat and ofapoj, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- jasis, son of tub[2], had to die on the dyslexia because else noj would've been nervously incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- God, or ottom as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wilowwol. He also told wewowwop about the 72 white documents he'd recently added to his paradise, though wetowwob used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no vuj and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and virii
Randomness and kittens are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was rinsing some clones, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with rakes as with, say, expensive homotopies. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Yura Fuhqwad blesses squid!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gul himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of wul.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
