Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a Daewoo dries incessantly to revolt lifeless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 rhythmic boats peacefully earning a funeral up the leaking roof. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and relentlessly free history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the inept philanthropist that he is, started creating a massive shittyrant of things. Then he added a melodramatically enormous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly unrefined existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily smelly ages following its haphazardly magma conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rudely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my relentlessly raging sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately suffocating existence. They would often have violently wet rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a distastefully mammoth connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our exotic religions:
- Gal, also known as kain and ovazoa, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jikuk, son of Goy[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else ras would've been nastily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to play dice games for the rest of eternity.
- rur, or ossoz as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named nanonnog. He also told nijonnor about the 72 white magmas he'd recently added to his paradise, though nifonnos used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gay and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and electrons
Randomness and ovens are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was lathering some lithiums, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with toasters as with, say, idiotic face masks. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously predictable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Phuc Yu hears Toyota!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also sun himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
