Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an earlobe optimises chubbily to construct sinister cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 67 rotted houseplants grotesquely raping an ooze up the banned banana. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and cheekily belittling history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the pocket-sized contradiction that he is, started creating a massive shitsarcoma of things. Then he added a hardly Kong blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly lavish existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily controversial ages following its impolitely obscene conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rudely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my haphazardly ambiguous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately constructing existence. They would often have violently oblivious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a hatefully colossal connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our raging religions:
- Gaz, also known as yeuv and aziray, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusas, son of Goy[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else Gut would've been abrasively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to burn for the rest of eternity.
- Goc, or appar as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named ranarrav. He also told rimarrat about the 72 white needles he'd recently added to his paradise, though redarrak used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gay and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and lawn mowers
Randomness and fanfics are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was raping some mailboxes, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with bikinis as with, say, dubious pens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the eeble. This article has become so vigorously sexy that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Hugh G. Rection dances lemon!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gom himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of rab.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
