Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a fib employs fervently to receive unbalanced cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 03 free home theater systems frostily programing a petroglyph up the microcosm. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and frostily cut-rate history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the huge zombie that he is, started creating a massive shitchisel of things. Then he added a cryptically massive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly tofu-esque existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily defensive ages following its mundanely ugly conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those explosively random adverbs and adjectives doing in my callously contrived sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately optimizing existence. They would often have violently retarded rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a ridiculously gigantic connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our fervent religions:
- goj, also known as moal and idivio, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusos, son of mac[2], had to die on the candy because else lop would've been exuberantly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to starve for the rest of eternity.
- taw, or immic as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named vegivvil. He also told vikivviy about the 72 white operating systems he'd recently added to his paradise, though vonivvim used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gam and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and delicious pies
Randomness and options are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was feasting some diamonds, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with face masks as with, say, ambiguous pens. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the Ford Pinto. This article has become so vigorously rhyming that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Oprah Winfrey burglarizes sock!
See also
Supposedly random sighting(s)[6] | |||||||||||||||
Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also was himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of gut.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
