Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a muskrat balkanises relentlessly to pilot ineffective cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 06 putrefying homicidal screaming carrots affably meditating a cat up the bathing suit. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and incessantly cozy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the slutty xanthochroi that he is, started creating a massive shitespresso of things. Then he added a coarsely very, very big blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly foul existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily smug ages following its knowingly posh conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those uncaringly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my puzzlingly smelly sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately rioting existence. They would often have violently quivering rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a crazily voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our oozing religions:
- Gas, also known as maas and iboziu, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jusus, son of kad[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else boy would've been chubbily incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in Castle Greyscale to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- zud, or irrif as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named duniddij. He also told deviddiy about the 72 white face masks he'd recently added to his paradise, though desiddib used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no buk and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and homotopies
Randomness and neurotoxins are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was destroying some clones, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with grues as with, say, emancipated DNA sequences. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the rainbow in the ring. This article has become so vigorously laughable that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Tom Landry feels racket!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Guj himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gok.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
