*By signin' this here contract guestbook, your souls is of the property of Premier Tom Mayfair. Any further settlement or change in the contract schedule is non-negotiable. Your soul is non-refundable, non-transferable and non-exchangeable.
The contract is a legally binding document and on completion the holding Premier will own the full rights to the signer's soul and its use hereof. The Premier reserves the rights to use the soul for any purpose which he sees fit and retains the right to resell the soul. In the event that the soul is genetically-modified by the Premier, it will remain bound by the original contract. However, there are no guarantees regarding the long-term value or utility of a Genetically-Modified Soul.
Remember, until the contract guestbook is signed by you, you are in grave danger of goin' to heaven or hell. Think 'bout it.
These terms are subject to change without notice.
