User:Flutter

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His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081:
This article is now under Martial Law.
Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!
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NOM MY ARTICLEZ!!!! (It will happen sooner or later.....)

30,515 people converted to Goa Tse Do

Userboxes and REBELLION!!

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This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
4000+ This user has over 4000 edits.
7/07 This user joined Uncyclopedia on July 29, 2007.
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10 years, 9 months and 22 days.

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TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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This user has been blocked
1 time.
few This user has written few articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Canadian Red Ensign (1957–1965).svg This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
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Bow down to them!!!


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H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is over smart kitten.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Buttersstotch.jpg This User recognizes the awesomeness of Butters!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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sub subliminal!
Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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NO This user doesn't care.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants Main Page featured.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


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MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
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Run, duck & cover
bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


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Fish.jpg This user thinks the Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish is cool.
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Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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BENSON BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


Shoyru.jpg This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user is an adventurer.

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n00b This user is a n00b.
Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


50px-8-cell.gif This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B





Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


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Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.



The Star Wars thing is playing agian:...
Teh Stori
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Crud

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Lube available.

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usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Usb! No, really!


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
es Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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enl-L Thith uther thpeakth English, but Louder with a really thexy lithp.
DUH Duhhh!
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
fig-L Thith uther thpeakth Fight with a really thexy lithp.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


Duh

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Flutter Insurrextion!!!

GOD LOVES FAGZ

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“I don't need a damn wingman. I take on all comers, and cum on all takers.”

~ Oscar Wilde on flying solo

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's templates would be useful.

“Flutter or Flitter?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Flutter

“AAAAAAAAA”

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“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming”

~ George W. Bush on his anti-Gore ad, in 2000

“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Flutter throughout the world.”

~ Charles Darwin on Flutter

“HELP!”

“The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming”

~ George W. Bush on his anti-Gore ad, in 2000

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“Jump. Flutter around.”

~ Fly on 30,515 different sports

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's games are fun.

“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Flutter throughout the world.”

~ Charles Darwin on Flutter

“Many times have I fantasized of raping Flutter.”

~ Eminem on Flutter

“Wait... I heard this quote from somewhere...”

~ Halsoft on brain Flutter

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My Timezone time

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Elsewhere on the Internet

My Crappy Articles and random stuff (Souled Out everything)

SUPERBRAWL IS GHEY!!
Nachos!!!

This list show the history of the articles I made. All of the 2007 are near dupicates of other articles at that time. That's why they're crappy.

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