User:The Improver

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This user is constantly taking vacations, goofing off and ignoring the sole duties of an Uncyclopedian. This user may be smoking the dong or working on some new pieces of art. This user is expected to pop up at anytime. If you constantly miss him for even a second, leave him a message on his answering machine.

“Damn, I need quotes. I really hope someone says something good about me.”

~ The Improver on irony

“The Improver? Yeah, that guy's a fucking loser.”

~ RAHB on beggars can't be choosers.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.
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This user has written 6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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Welcome!

Welcome to my userpage. I'm The Improver, and basicly what I do is Improve stuff, for those who haven't read the name. Basically since everyone has a userpage. I too am supposed to have one, so what I do is write articles and often pee on an article once-in-a-while. And that's all you need to know about me, enjoy the articles that I've written, the mostly serious userboxes on the right and my currently nonexistant cabinet on the bottom. And feel free to leave me a message if you have anything important to say to me.

My Articles

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Works in Progress
  • 9/11 (rewriting, just need ideas)


Awards

(All I see here is this old coupon from Dairy Queen, and it's expired.)