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Come in my face, in my hair, Treat me like your little whore, In my ear, in my rear, Till I’m crying out for more, In the car, behind the bar, Up against my bedroom wall, In my bed or in the shed, Till I’m crying out for more.

Till I’m crying for more

Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more

Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum

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Did you know... 

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  • ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)

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Upcoming deaths: DEITom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screenPittsburgh Steelers' locker room • Greta Thunberg? • R. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Oil prices • Dumbasses with fireworks in their backyards • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits • The asshats who spoiled Squid Game

On this day 

July 6: Man Milk Day
  • 3100 BC – Village idiot starts sucking on a cow's titty; discovers milk.
  • 2300 BC – Chinese religious officers declared that drinking milk is a sin.
  • 1609 – Bohemia is granted freedom of religion. The Bohemians snap their fingers in approval.
  • 1732 – The 'Running of the Bulls' Festival in Pamploma, originally, 'The Drowning of the Animals' Festival, undergoes Major overhaul. PETA established.
  • 1946George W. Bush born; record numbers of brain death recorded in America.
  • 1977 – Idiot deems day "Man Milk Day" and proceeds to schedule lame events (Editor advises they read the article "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid")
  • 1978Margaret Thatcher blesses the first man to be milked.
  • 1986Mike Portnoy founded the band Dream Theater
  • 1988 – Shemales riot near Rio de Janeiro to obtain the rights for selling their milk to earn a living.
  • 1996 – Mike Portnoy travels back in time to found the band Dream Theater
  • 2004 – Man Milk is found to be an excellent source of energy for athletes. Naturally, using it in this fashion is outlawed by the U.N. under pressure by the Gatorade overlords of the universe.
  • 2006 – San Seattle Riot kills 6 Caloringtons

Picture of the day

Pot plant
Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys
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