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Harvard Einstein (known professionally as Harvey Weinstein) is an American filmmaker, feminist, philanthropist, political activist, and ladies' man who has produced many breathtaking films. Weinstein is perhaps best known for producing the intellectually deep and dramatic romantic comedy Shakespeare in Love (1998), for which he won an Academy Award. As a member of New York's high society, Weinstein has also won seven Tony Awards.

Weinstein has been active on social issues such as women's rights, mainly helping victims of workplace sexual harassment. Weinstein has also been a longtime supporter and donor to the Democratic Party, including the campaigns of Barack Obama, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, and especially John Edwards. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
  • ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
  • ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
  • ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
  • ... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
  • ... that you actually didn't know?
  • ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
  • ... that a simile is like a metaphor? And hyperbole is the greatest thing ever?

In the news 

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SIX SEVEN!

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE raids • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince • Rich New Yorkers fleeing Mamdanistan • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • the New England Patriots suddenly being good again

Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • Nick Mangold • Jamaica • Donna Godchaux • Diane Ladd • Dick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya Nakadai • Sally Kirkland • The penny • Udo Kier • Jimmy Cliff

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song Contest • DEI • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBC • Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's livers and kidneys after realizing they might actually miss the playoffs • Weed

On this day 

Part of the ongoing War on Abstinence

November 26: Abstinence Rejection Day

  • 1800 - Chastity belts effectiveness called into question when inquisitive mind finds 'back way'.
  • 1818 - The Republic of Bulimia declares its independence from Spain, rejecting abstinence in favour of a Binge and Purge policy.
  • 1971 - Devout Christian Jim Morrison dies a virgin.
  • 2005 - Avowed abstinence practitioner Britney Spears gives birth through immaculate conception.
  • 2009 - Chastity belts are outlawed and replaced with Chastity lasers.

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