Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:I sneezed (3rd nomination)

Article: UnNews:I sneezed	Score: 6.75
Nominated by:	– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:30, 1 Jun 2014
For: 11.75	Great concept, execution isn't bad either. I think it was deleted on wikia too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:30, 1 Jun 2014 For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:38, 1 June 2014 (UTC) For, but I can't help but point out that it was more of a fart. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:28, 8 June 2014 (UTC) for 124.190.20.151 (talk) 09:20, 8 June 2014 (UTC) (Alphaslucas) For. Cuntymints are tasty -- The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:04, 8 June 2014 (UTC) For. -RA HB 14:27, 19 June 2014 (UTC) For. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:27, Sunday 29 June 2014 - For. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:23, 29 June 2014 (UTC) For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:07, 30 June 2014 (UTC) For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 16:00, 30 June 2014 (UTC) For. 10:56, 10 July 2014 (UTC) The classic Argylesocks (talk) 21:45, 15 July 2014 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. Sorry mate. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 22:23, 3 June 2014 (UTC) Against. I did not giggle J F C 00:10. Jun 4 Against. The little kid in me snickered at this article. So I killed him! Killed him good! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:52, 8 June 2014 (UTC) Against. Oh pleeeze. Violates the first rule of featured articles: It's not funny. Snarglefoop (talk) 20:10, 14 June 2014 (UTC) *It STINKS!* -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:48, Jun. 27, 2014
Comments	Comment. Aren't we supposed to only feature recent UnNews or something? o_0 Mimo &maxus 00:14, 3 June 2014 (UTC) I've never heard of any such rule. You can make one up if you like, but I don't see a need for it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:00, 8 Jun 2014 Yeah, there's no "rule". If wiki activity were as high as it was in 2009 or so, then ya might say "whoa, dude. Old news is old." But if it's a good article, it's a good article. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 8 '14 3:07 (UTC) Comment. @Mimo&maxus - No, so shut up! Sorry, I thought that kid was dead. Rest assured, he soon will be. Dead. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:56, 8 June 2014 (UTC) I think I'll sit back and watch to see if this can survive 5 against votes. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:00, 30 Jun 2014