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PC games, also known as computer games, were created for the purpose of wasting time, and releasing stress. All computer games are ultra-violent in order to let out the stress. The more violence in the video game, the more it sells (see the headline further down).

The most popular form of computer game is the Role Playing Game, all others are of such insignificance that we need not mention them. Some of the most boring games range from computer chess on all "apple" computers, to the always awesome World of Warcraft.

Some say that God invented the Computer Game, which appears to us non-gods as the universe, and that is how the universe came to exist. As people were created in God's image, they eventually invented Computer Games too. Despite being the first computer game to be written, the universe is by no means definitive—noticeable are the bizarre lack of a save game feature and any background music whatsoever, although it is praised for its humour. (See more...)

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Defender of the Clown was praised for its high quality graphics and family friendly environment.

Defender of the Clown is a computer game released in 1986 by Cinemaware Corporation. The player directs resistance against the Pierrot occupation of England with an army of whitefaces and seltzer-spraying hobos. The object of the game is to seize the circus rings of one's opponent or build up an appearance that will give him nightmares. The game had state-of-the-art pie fights for its time, and fully demonstrated the Commodore Amiga's schtick abilities.

Defender of the Clown was first released for the Amiga, followed by loud, honking ports to the Commodore 64, the IBM PC, the Apple II GS and the Nintendo Entertainment System, although Nintendo insisted that an arcade game involving a rubber chicken be deleted.

The game starts in 1149. The clown King of England has been murdered, his squirting flower has disappeared and clowns from all over the country are racing to claim the throne, falling over each other in the process. You return from a lengthy vaudeville tour and learn of the country's situation from the mythical clown Emmett Kelly. He tells you that Pierrots and harlequins have been oppressing the clowns of Britain with their moody, poignant performances, and asks you to lead the hobos and whitefaces back to their pants-dropping glory. (See more...)

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