Portal:Video games

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Gears of War)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The Vidja Games Portal
Watergatevideogame.gif

PC games, also known as computer games, were created for the purpose of wasting time, and releasing stress. All computer games are ultra-violent in order to let out the stress. The more violence in the video game, the more it sells (see the headline further down).

The most popular form of computer game is the Role Playing Game, all others are of such insignificance that we need not mention them. Some of the most boring games range from computer chess on all "apple" computers, to the always awesome World of Warcraft.

Some say that God invented the Computer Game, which appears to us non-gods as the universe, and that is how the universe came to exist. As people were created in God's image, they eventually invented Computer Games too. Despite being the first computer game to be written, the universe is by no means definitive—noticeable are the bizarre lack of a save game feature and any background music whatsoever, although it is praised for its humour. (See more...)

Featured Article
Subtitled footage of Kennedy's All Your Base speech is available in the National Archives.

When former US president John F. Kennedy made his famous speech in Berlin in 1963, it was this phrase, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", that galvanised his audience. Legal disputes over just this issue had already led to the Cuban Missile Crisis where a minor disagreement about import duty on thermo-nuclear warheads led to a major falling out between the United States and Cuba.

The Bay of Pigs fiasco followed, and America ended up with Guantanamo Bay. Kennedy, however, realized that this meant that many parts of Germany could technically still be considered part of America. This remains the case today.

The unusual syntax of the famous phrase is officially attributed to a typo by the Japanese speechwriter Cats San. There is, however, widespread speculation that the phrase was President Kennedy's only truly improvised remark in his entire career (possibly the only such instance in modern U.S. history), and the abnormal phrasing was due to an incredibly well-concealed complete lack of grammatical skills. (See more...)

Written by Big Boss
Featured Image
Grandtheftcosmo.jpg
Grand Theft Cosmo suffered poor sales since the moon has no pedestrians, or prostitutes.
Image by MuncherOfSpleens
Did you know...?
More Portals
Portals complement topics that nobody cares about and expand upon topics that everybody cares even less about.
Retrieved from "https://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Portal:Video_games&oldid=6511563"