Uncyclopedia:VFP

• Nominate an image you find excellent. Use {{vfp|image=Imagename.jpg|size=123px|name=The Nominated Image|caption=Blabla '''[[link]]''' |credit=ImageCreator|score (optional)}}. Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
  • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.
• Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
• You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4.
• To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
• Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
• Also, please remember we are trying to feature images, not tell everyone how much they suck. Take it elsewhere, and instead of pissing and moaning, nominate a picture you like.

Hitlerbear reminds you to focus on quality.

Current nominations

• New nominations on top, votes start with *, add --~~~~ after your vote, please.

Osama Being Chased

Score:-3 Durka Durkas Featured picture candidate
Osama being chased by an airplane on his magic rug.Durka Durka Image credit: SOADLuver Archive - Discuss this image

• Nom anf FOR Durka Durka! camel ass is juicy tonight SOADLuver 03:46, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - Hilarious! --Mosquitopsu 08:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against, MS paint don't cut it. Unrealistic, A Random Arab on a flying carpet is more likely then the USA actually knowing where BinLaden's location is.-Vosnul 14:52, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

DURKA DURKA!!!it doesn't matter he'll never be captured durka durka. P.S. anyone who votes For gets a piece of cake Durka Durka!!! SOADLuver 17:31, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• FOR HOLY MOTHA FUCKIN ASS FUCKER I WANT SOME CAKE!!!!haha funny shit too. Butyman 18:48, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Cake for you then.Durka Durka!! SOADLuver 19:09, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against - too obvious an edit. - Sikon 19:04, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

No cake for you. SOADLuver 19:09, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against. It sucks, and I'm frosting intolerant.--The Jeff Killer 19:31, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

I make no frosting cake. SOADLuver 19:35, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

By "I'm frosting intolerant", I meant "fuck you"

I make american pride cake also. SOADLuver 19:41, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Strong Against. Voting with sockpuppets wont get you any features here... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:25, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

What? SOADLuver 20:28, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

I get the feeling you know exactly what I'm talking about... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:40, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Butyman?

What in the hell?Did I miss something? SOADLuver 20:57, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• Against, two words Reefer Desk, and the attempt at sockpuppetry is bad news (we have people that check up on these things).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against Such crap...such crap... --The Zombiebaron 23:12, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

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Etch-A-Sculpt

Score:+10 starving artists Featured picture candidate
It wasn't until Michelangelo's parents gave him a "Etch-A-Sculpt" that he decided to become an artist Image credit: Modusoperandi Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:00, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

• SN+F. You kids these days with your Sega Gameboys and cordless telephones. When I was a lad we had "Etch-A-Sketch", and we were happy, dagnabit!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:32, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --The Zombiebaron 01:08, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Micoolio101 01:53, 29 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101
• Against Pales in comparison to the Vitruvian Man (which is not my image, by the way). —rc (t) 03:43, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

  Comment <cough> Um, yeh. Good luck with that, then.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:51, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

• For- I shudder to imagine the consequences should an earthquake strike Florence. -- cdr. thetoastman tlk ctr cun f@h 03:57, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Liked it when I first saw it, and its even better now. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:33, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Nice! --Kenmcfa 12:53, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:35, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:59, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, oddly enough. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 06:22, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• For, but still not as funny as Escher Sketch. -- Hindleyite 12:54, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against. !? 14:39, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• For - Etch-a-Sketch = teh funny. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:39, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• I wish I didn't have crabs-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:28, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• Weak for Falls somewhere in between for me. xP Code.azul 01:32, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• For' HAHA!!! Durka!! Durka!! SOADLuver 04:52, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

American Imperialism

Score:+15 Featured picture candidate
Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism. Image credit: Thetoastman Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:24, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

• Nomination and for. About time for a featured image and this has been brewing on Reefer Desk for a while now. Credit also to RadicalX who touched up Thetoastman's original image -- Hindleyite 12:21, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For that looks significantly better than the first vesion, I like it. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:24, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. It's five-thirty in the morning and I'm all out of witty comments.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

*Conditional For - the flags are the wrong way round. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:28, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment. No they aren't. Flags are supposed to be backwards. I can't find a link for vehicles, but this explains it for uniforms.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:32, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• Ok, but the flag on the front vehicle is a bit, well, wonky. For anyway. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:38, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• Strong for. It looked good in its first incarnation; it looks even better now.--Procopius 12:36, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Is there any idea for the article yet? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:43, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

I stole it (Well, Mhaille stole it for me) for my article A Tour of Baghdad. I think it works well there. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

• For, this is a terrific picture.--<<>> 14:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. If I didn't love this picture, I wouldn't have helped it grow into what it's become! Rad 15:58, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For "Imperialisim" heh... --The Zombiebaron 16:10, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yep. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 18:03, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For If it's good enough for my article, it's good enough to vote on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:25, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• For --Mosquitopsu 20:40, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yay The flags are backwards (intentional?), a change in opacity would have helped and a distort transformation would have made it art. But still good. -- NewMess1ah 21:58, 16 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment If you read the above comments (and the previous ones at the Reefer Desk) you'll see that it was indeed intentional, as flags are backward on the right side of all American vehicles.--<<>> 00:55, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:23, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Against Okay, I like this image, I really do. But those flags are bothering me - not the backwardness, but the pasted-on-ness. Fix those and I'll at least retract this vote and maybe vote for. —rc (t) 01:25, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• FORLOL!!!!--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations}02:31, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Just wait, a few hundred years from now, nobody's gonna be laughing.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:21, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Although normally I'd feature this image tonight, because it's been posted on VFP for such a short time I'm going to give it another day to accrue votes (which will be to its benefit in the long run). —rc (t) 06:13, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. We see them more like blood-sucking pigs, but the machines are ok too.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:07, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

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