User talk:Phalanxia

Welcome!

Hello, Phalanxia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Hi!

Hey! I'm YesTimeToEdit (YTTE for short...) and I'm a bit of a Kommunist bastard... Just stop by to stay hello and start a conversation... Are you a n00b to uncyc (like me)? Have you written any articles yet?? If you need any help with anything ask me (actually on second thoughts, better ask someone who would know the answer... :D ). Have phun! - 05:23 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Instant Help

Okay, next time you want an article deleted quicklike, list it on QVFD. That way, you won't have to hail an admin or blank your own article or suchlike.

Secondly, see the tab up top marked "move"? That tab will move your article to a different name of your choosing. I've gone ahead and moved the article for you; just, you know, for future reference...

And no, you're not in trouble. Have fun. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:58, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Cool, thanks. I couldn't see a tab, and it was just easier for me to do that, rather than hunt around looking for a button ^^ Phalanxia 19:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Adoption

Sorry for the long delay. No need to sign in blood, just make you send your monthly cheque on time yes? :) Other than that, welcome! What do you need? ~ 20:50, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Heh heh. I was just thinking that you could give a general opinion on articles I create, see whether they're any good, or if they're just shit. This is my latest one http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great%27s_Campaign%27s_%28video_game%29 Phalanxia 21:06, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Yay, I have a sister! Hello sister! Awesome! Maybe a sibling collaboration article, sometime?! - 10:54 19 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

That'd be awesome. Do you have any ideas in mind? --Phalanxia 09:21, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

First off, try to link properly :) - Alexander the Great's Campaigns (video game).

The concept of video games, I think, has been milked to death. Just about anything was done in that field, so I'd try to find a different concept to the article - if you want to keep the subject of Alexander's conquests. If you want to keep it in the current form, you can try adding some pictures to it. Either upload them or ask for them here. Also, try to find some fitting catagories for the article, doesn't have any at the moment. What do you think? ~ 09:28, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Hmm Ok. How do you mean by "catagories"?Phalanxia 09:42, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

"Categories" is something like "Film" that groups a load of articles on film, but obviously there are hundreds of categories for different things, that allow similar articles to be linked. You can "tag" any article with a category by adding [[Category:NAME OF CATEGORY]] anywhere on any article...- 10:47 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Kk. I'll probably add Greek category, Persia etc.Phalanxia 09:51, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

I know I'm not a very good dad

But I do hop over every now and then. So how are you? Anything you need? ~ 10:08, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

And I'm not a very good adoptee. I've got GCSEs at the moment, and practising for my German Speaking exam has been top priority, at the expense of Uncyclopedia. Phalanxia 11:21, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Tsk Tsk. You have life outside of Uncyclopedia?! Shame on you! And good luck :) ~ 11:28, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Heh heh, thanks. I really should be revising now, But I'm looking at Mass Pain for the 10th time -.- Phalanxia 11:33, 27 April 2008 (UTC)