User talk:Matfen
Leave a message below, and this random crack fiend and his mum will make sure I receive it.
"8 days sober and no track-mark scarring!"
Time to invade your fresh talkpage...[edit source]
...with a cactus.
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21:13, 7 June 2011
- I like how this image's filename is the plural form of Cactus. --Matfen 21:20, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
- You haven't heard of me, have you? --
21:25, 7 June 2011
- Wasn't sure if you were a new member who had become de facto uncyc runner while I was gone, or if you were someone I used to know who had their name changed. Either/Or really. --Matfen 21:26, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
- I arrived on August 30th 2010. You can read a bit more about me on my userpage. -- 21:28, 7 June 2011
- I arrived on August 30th 2010. You can read a bit more about me on my userpage. --
- Wasn't sure if you were a new member who had become de facto uncyc runner while I was gone, or if you were someone I used to know who had their name changed. Either/Or really. --Matfen 21:26, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
- You haven't heard of me, have you? --
Much Thanks for making Padmé[edit source]
TAW 2011[edit source]
Hi Matfen. I'm putting the finishing touches for this year's contest and I wanted to ask the opinion of former participants.
- I recently redesigned UN:REQ, based on Wikipedia's version, since the page was very slow to upload for some users (myself included). Is it easier to use now or do you prefer the original page?
- I've limited the choices to three basic categories: UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages. This is based on general feedback from last year which limits the number of judges and, hopefully, encourages more participants.
- I've added optional "challenge" categories. There isn't any need for judges since the goal is to complete the task itself. Do you think this is a good idea or would I be better off scrapping it altogether?
I don't know how hectic your schedule is this fall but I hope you'll consider participating this year (even as a judge). MadMax 22:43, August 19, 2011 (UTC)
Greetings[edit source]
I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. ~ 
18:57, 6 January 2012
We were...[edit source]
...all sitting around a campfire the other day and someone said "Remember Matfen." Most of us shook our heads no, but one guy, we assumed it was MadMax but weren't sure, piped up and said "Yeah, the guy who likes Christian Bale." That shook us up, and we moved the fire around, and remembered you quite well for a second or two and then fell into stupor again. Thought I'd let you know. Aleister 11:00 31-1-'12
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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