User talk:Jesus
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17:14, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
Deletion of Carla Delevigne[edit source]
I've had to delete your new article Carla Delevigne as it has violated our vanity policies. The subject of the article should be fairly well known and the article itself has to be funny/interesting enough to remain on the site. You can recreate the article if you add more funnies. If you have a question, ask me on my talk page. ~ HipponiasCUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles 21:59, 11 July 2021 (UTC)
Your article...[edit source]
I've moved your article here so you can work on it in your userspace. I'm sure you realize that it is not long enough to be a full article, it has no pictures and is not very funny (yet). I suggest you submit it for pee review before moving it into the main space again. If you have any questions please feel free to message me on my talk page. Cheers, – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:08, 8 August 2021