User talk:Handy Smurf

That addition to Bus is teh funneh. Hope you'll be writing some full articles too. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:35, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, so...

Looks like the matter has been resolved, or well enough. Sorry the thing decided to go after you like that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 01:14 (UTC)

Or... foo. How did you attract such a thing? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 01:32 (UTC)

Ah, ok. Nice work, please stick around. When you are Captain Von whatever, will you ditch the smurf logo on your user page? If so, and you do stick around, I'd like to put in under glass in the, whoo, just thought of this, an exhibit section of the Hall of Shame. See, you inspire too. Aleister 11:43 12 11

Votres and suches

I thought you may be 4-Skin by now. Thanks for your vote on Bed, or in Bed. And what is this about a Trekkism article? Do you mean fans of Star Trek, or how the series affected the lives of the actors, or the people the show inspired to become scientists, astronomers, or alien fethishists or something. And I think I agree with you about that Dildo page, and will go vote for it, although some things have to be fixed (the youtube vid doesn't work anymore). I away. Aleister 12:12 16 11

A Religion. The Church of Trek. --Handy Smurf 16:53, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

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Hey

If you want to have one of your pages deleted, just list it on QVFD and make a note that it's author request or whatnot, and an admin'll probably delete it for you. If they don't, sometimes trying again running in and waving a knife and whatnot can have more luck, although I'm not saying that's a good idea. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's a fairly awful idea. But, er... just... eh. Hope that helps. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101116 - 15:14 (UTC)

Hello

Hello Handy Smurf, Sir. Where have you been? Does the sun still shine on you? Keep up the good life, and pip pip, old chap. Aleister 15:50 25 11

"..." --Handy Smurf 16:53, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Nice pair of buttocks

Gay Luigi

You took my vote from VFD and installed it here as an opening quotation. Two problems with that: It is borderline acceptable to criticize a fellow author on VFD, but criticism--and even naming editors--should not be done in the article. Also, it could be cyberbullying except that the editor in question saw my remark on VFD (that one reason not to delete the article was that it was occupying him) and seemed to enjoy it. But Mnbvcxz undid your change, telling you in the Change Summary that it did read like cyberbullying--and you reinserted it. That is why I rolled you back. Spıke ¬ 22:11 28-Nov-10

Sorry, I thought cyber-bullying was making fun of class mates. --Handy Smurf 12:25, November 29, 2010 (UTC)