User talk:DragonLizardJareth
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Top ten most...[edit source]
Hey. Are you likely to finish this at all, as it's a short list, but shows promise. Not by adding more items to the list, but by adding more detail about every item. Also a recurring joke. What is the common element in all these figures? Who has been known to associate with them all in the past? (Actually, Ronald Reagan is scarily the first person who popped into my mind...) Pup
The Doctor[edit source]
Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:47 19 Sep 2009]
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
Your article has been moved from UnNews to User:DragonLizardJareth/Western shootout Reenactment ends in Bloodshed. Second Korean War begins because it needs work, and if you'd like to fix it up and try again, here it is. My welcoming drivel below should answer many questions. Feel free to chat with me if you like. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC) |
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Alright buddy[edit source]
I was content enough with the "warning" you left over my talk page, I'm used to having enough drugs induced stuff over there. But you will not, and I shall repeat that to be clear, will not go around telling people to do something under the threat of "it's their final warning". I hope this is absolutely clear. ~ 21:05, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Amusingly this is actually your final warning. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:32, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
Your Pee Review[edit source]
Is here. 22:25, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
The FBI article[edit source]
I found this article while looking under recent edits. To be honest, its a load of listy meme-ish crud. I was feeling nice, so I moved an exact copy of it to User:DragonLizardJareth/FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives for you. I'm nominating the mainspace article for deletion in the meantime as I feel it currently has no redeeming value (the entry can be found here). Once you feel you've improved it (within your userspace), please don't hesitate to get another pee review and then recreate the article. Until then, any questions or complaints, please drop me a line on my talk page. -- Sf13 19:44 EST 31 July, 2010