User talk:DiZ/archive1

User:DiZ/archive1

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This is an archive page. DiZ the Great will not read any comments you post here, or he might, but he'll just pretend he didn't...anyways, if you still have a bone to pick about any of the topics in this archive, take it up on DiZ's main talk page.

Template

I edited it after looking at your user page...That table was way out of alignment and I needed to figure out why. Now it's ok. :) -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 17:03, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Sweeeeet! Thanks yo! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:26, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Game

Your pages have been moved to: Game:Code/Cryptic and Game:Code/Cracked as it is the proper namespace for games. --Splaka 08:08, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH#Embracing_Mediocrity

Thanks for the vote. Could you please sign it so it counts?  :) Thanks! ~ T. (talk) 22:01, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

• Much appreciated! It's featured!! Thanks again.  :) ~ T. (talk) 04:33, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Capybara Bomb

Cheers for the nomination DiZ. It looks like it's going to have a short life out there on VHF - but that place is a vicious jungle these days and the Capybara often gets shot first. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 20:49, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Now that I think about it, it could have used a little work, but I just had to avenge my late pet capybara, Mr.Fluffdunkles.--DiZ 22:49, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your help

Thanks for your assisstance in the Pee Review for my God of War article. You were a very big help.---Hyperion- 01:07, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I enjoy reviewing the little pees.

good work

I am still deeply offended by your comments earlier so here you go

--Bobspelledbackwards 08:59, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

The chicken crossing road why article.

Nah. Its cool.--Mrasdfghjkl 13:56, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nah. I don't mind/it's cool--Mrasdfghjkl 13:57, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cheers!--<<>> 01:21, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

Not religion?

What do you suggest I call the article? I can’t just insert all this stuff into the Christianity article because a pro-lifer will leave a bomb and a Republican Party bumper sticker in my front room if I do. I would certainly like to see all this is in the Christianity article though. Weri long wang 23:43, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

I'll gladly answer that on your Talk Page. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:05, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the ninjastar. Uncyclopedian 18:52, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

No problem, just wanted to offer my sincere gratitude. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:54, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I'll stop editing your user page

Uncyclopedian 23:24, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

It's cool, just as long as you don't change anything too drastically. You can keep the quote, though. Think of it as an exchange for the one you slapped on my page. I was going to add the Ninjastar anyways, and the quote adds to my collection of ego-maniacal idiosyncracies. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:30, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

The quote is the one best quote there for that purpose, as it is actually TRUE!

Sucker!

Ninjastar. Look. Take it, DiZ. It's yours. Take it.

Userbox for Un-Bestiary

{{User Never Punished}} is the name of

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

Uncyclopedian 18:24, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

You can't use this on your user page.

Obviously, for if I used it along with Template:User Punished it would create a Type-Four Universal Time-Flux Euclidian Paradox that would fundamentally alter the time-space continuum and end the world as we know it. You can read all about it here. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:55, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

A long list of things that could be here, but are better on this page

Yeah...

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Things that could be done to this place

• Remove timestamps.
• Add epithets...
  • What would your epithet be?
  • Force other people whose names are on there to add their epithets.
    • Tell me if I used bad grammar in that sentance.

Ok? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:22, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

1.)I think I should keep the timestamps, since it represents the historic moment that one has joined my "inner circle", but maybe place them on the end of the article or the Talk Page.

2.)Epithets would be good.

3.) I'd be DiZ the Great, of course. Short, accurate, and a classic.

4.) Yes, good....Force them! What did you have in mind? Fornication via garden hose?!

5.)No, but you mispelled sentence. I may have mispelled mispelled, though... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:30, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

1) Ok, 2) Ok, 3) Ok, 4) No, all of your hoses have been burnt, 5) Ok. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:33, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

I'll get on it now. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:34, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Get on what? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Fixing the Hall of Heroes, what else? Don't edit it yet for a couple more minutes, I'm doing some finishing touches and I don't want an edit conflict. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:43, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign deleted UnBestiary's template!

MoneySign's comment on my talk page:

Uhm... I still see no-one even resembling an administrator giving your small collection of bestialities permission to go ahead and put that ugly piece of template on a bunch of articles... So, I am now going to delete the template (as I see no use for it), leave a kind message on that talk page, and perhaps allow you to only add [[Category:UnBestiary]] to all those pages... For future reference, please note that forming a small group of plebs and deciding matters that influence large and/or important parts of Uncyclopedia will not be accepted "just because you have a talk page to vouche for it".

Alright, understood. I had a suspicion something like this was gonna happen, but that's fine. UnBestiary is still a pretty small place. But you didn't have to call the template ugly. You're ugly. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:16, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, calling it "ugly" was putting it mildly. That vomit-impersonating template caused a goshdarn server crash! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 13:29, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Really? Nuh-uh!! Honestly? Noooo.....I'll pay for the damages....--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:31, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the server crash might have been me rapidly placing the template on the correct pages. Meet Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! My best creation!

Ok, who now wants MoneySign blocked!?! Uncyclopedian

I do, I do!! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 00:02, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Sure, then block yourself. Uncyclopedian

Mkay! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 00:33, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Award for DiZ

Hi. You are extremely blah. Don't forget you have a ViP pass to my user page, DiZ. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:53, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Blah blah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Garm

Thanks for your comments...I am never sure if anyone is actually reading what I write. Too bad for me you voted for the other guy!--Shandon 23:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

Sorry...but what can I say? You didn't shine in your previous books like you did with this one. And the other guy was funny too...Don't worry, if you're good, you'll win even with one less vote. But I won't renounce my vote, that's undemocratic. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:14, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

You can vote for multiple people, DiZ. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yes, but that's stupid. Especially when there's only two candidates. That's like not voting at all. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:48, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

I see you nommed it for UBOTM, thanks...would it be worthwhile to nomm it as a featured article for the main page? I haven't seen an UnBook there yet.--Shandon 01:22, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

It's a bit short for the Main Page, and it'll probably get shot down really quick just cause it's an UnBook. Oh, and I took the liberty of adding two more pictures I made on MS Paint to the article, improved a little more upon it. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 03:13, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Just saying thanks for the vote on Rap! Remember VOTE OR DIE nigga. Glad u liked the article, I had fun writing it. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 04:01, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Ha, you do yo thang! Gotta keep it real on the East side, know wha' I'm sayin', dawg?! Be pimpin' on 4-fo's (Heard that in a video once. Don't know what it means exactly). Innit. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 04:09, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Award

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yep, you get the Sinner's Nailbat of Hell. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I probably deserve it. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:12, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

You get it for sinning. Of course you deserve it. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You know what, you deserve something for that.....--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:24, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the award. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

What are you gonna do with your new martyr? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:12, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Raise him from the dead to work at UnBooks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

And have him screw everything up with his martyr ways? I don't think so....--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:19, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah, he will be snuck into your castle and stink the place up. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Yeah, martyrs suck. "Ooh, look at me, I'm being persecuted for my beliefs! I'm soooo special!" Pssshh...who do they think they are? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:53, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanx, Uncyc! Who else would love me so dearly as to give me a shard of depleted uranium? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:25, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

[[File:{{{image}}}|link={{{link}}}]] THIS USER TALK PAGE HAS WON A ~~ JESSE AWARD ~~

From Uncyclopedian. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

That's a bit much, but i thank you anyways. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:12, 2 August 2006 (UTC)