User talk:Cassie/archive3

The following archive contains stuff between April 18 and May 31, 2020.

Thank you

Kippy gives you the most sincere thank you for voting him bureaucrat

•  Congrats!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:16pm  May 2, 2020

Please replace the MediaWiki namespace messages

The NS:MW messages need your help. Here’s what I want you to replace:

MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext

__NOTOC__{{#switch:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}
 | {{FULLPAGENAME}}|= {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
      }}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->
   }}
}}

MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected

{{#ifeq:{{CASCADINGSOURCES}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}
 |<!-- Page is only cascade-protected via a self-transclusion, defer to MediaWiki:protectedpagetext -->
 | {{#ifexist: Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}
  | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|protect|$3}} <!-- Display the protection editnotice if it exists. (See [[Uncyclopedia:Editnotice#Protection notices]].) -->
  | <!-- Cascading protection and no protection editnotice. Display the suggestions and the edit request link. -->
    {{protected page text/cascade||$3|pages=$2|number=$1}} {{#ifeq:$3|edit|{{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
  }}
}}

MediaWiki:Customcssprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=CSS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsprotected

{{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}

MediaWiki:Customjsonprotected

{{protected page text/user-json||$1}}

Thank you for your help, and have a good Tuesday!

Hi

Didn't you listen? See en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/MediaWiki_talk:Protectedpagetext#Protected_edit_request_on_May_13.2C_2020 (copy and paste the link into your browser). 70.71.93.193 (talk) 02:28, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

My apologies for the late reply, I'm a rather slow person! I've skimmed the code you have suggested, and it seems alright; however, there needs to be an agreement between the admins first before we can implement this - it's Uncyclopedia policy. I've implemented the "cascade protection" one specifically to test your template edits. I'll first throughly verify the templates you have, and then I'll get back to you. Thank you!  Cassandra  (talk) 03:14, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Alright. Okay. I hope they agree yes. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 04:02, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi

Has an agreement been reached? 70.71.93.193 (talk) 16:07, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

To my knowledge, it should be fine, but I'll have to import the pages myself from Wikipedia using Special:Import, because some admins have suggested that leaving whoever made these initially uncredited would be unfair.

I'll first (again) test it with the Cascade protection pages before going ahead with others. Thanks again. It might take a few days for me to do so, since I'm both forgetful and lazy.  Cassandra  (talk) 17:25, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

When I tried editing a cascade protected page, it said:

This page has been protected from editing because it is transcluded in the following pages, which are protected with the "cascading" option turned on: $2

I didn’t see the changes. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 18:22, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

Never mind, the changes went live.

User:Zombiebaron

Hi. This user (in User_talk:Zombiebaron#Agreement) said it sounds like you have this matter under control. Is it true that you do have this matter under control? 70.71.93.193 (talk) 00:59, 15 May 2020 (UTC) Excuse me? Did you hear the message above? Mr. Saed (talk) 02:39, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you so much!!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 23:08, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

You're welcome! Sorry, it took me some time to notice your message and to get to work.  Cassandra  (talk)

And thanks for protecting the Protectedpagetext page with the cascading option! It’s just that changes to pages transcluded in this page could cause immediate changes to the user interface! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 23:21, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

It's necessary to ensure Uncyclopedia's integrity against the various trolls patrolling the internet. If you want to request a change, feel free to ask me.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:25pm  May 15, 2020

MediaWiki:Customcssprotected and MediaWiki:Customjsprotected

Hi. I want you to replace those pages. First, replace MediaWiki:Customcssprotected with this code: {{protected page text/interface||$1|type=CSS}}. Thank you! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 23:41, 15 May 2020 (UTC)

I'll take care of it now. Thank you!  Cassandra  (talk)

No problem! Can you also replace MediaWiki:Customjsprotected with: {{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}? Thanks!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 03:15, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello? Didn’t you hear what I said from the start? Replace MediaWiki:Customjsprotected with this: {{protected page text/interface||$1|type=JS}}. Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 04:55, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi, my apologies for the delay. I've implemented the changes.  Cassandra  (talk) 04:27pm  May 16, 2020

Hello again

Can you replace MediaWiki:Customjsonprotected with: {{protected page text/user-json||$1}}? Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 17:55, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

I'll take care of it now. Please give me a moment. Thank you!  Cassandra  (talk)

New

Hello. Can you replace MediaWiki:Titleprotected with this:

{{fmbox
 |type  = editnotice
 |id    = mw-titleprotected
 |image = [[File:Create-protection-shackle.svg|128px]]
 |text  = '''The page title you have tried to create has been protected from creation.''' {{#switch:$2
   | deprecating [[UN:SALT|protected pages]] | deprecating [[UN:PT|protected titles]] = <!-- don't show the reason - default summaries left over from conversion of old system at [[Wikipedia:Protected titles/Historical]] -->
   | #default = The reason given is: <i>$2</i>.
  }} You may also wish to check the [{{fullurl:Special:Log|type=delete&page={{FULLPAGENAMEE}}}} deletion log].<br />If you feel this page should be created, please...
* ...''first'' ask the [[User:$1|protecting administrator]] to review proposed new content for the page, being sure to have adequate independent, [[Uncyclopedia:Identifying reliable sources|reliable sources]] to meet any '''notability''' requirements as set forth in the [[Uncyclopedia:Notability#General_notability_guideline|general notability guideline]] or [[:Category:Uncyclopedia notability guidelines|other appropriate specific guideline]].
* ...''then'' raise the matter at [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion review|deletion review]], being careful to quote the exact page name or address and the reasons you feel the page should now be created. Pages are usually only blocked from creation after significant discussion or disruption, so good reasons for seeking review are usually required. You will also need to show that the previous concerns are no longer a problem.
}}

Thanks. – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 18:55, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello? Can you respond? – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 20:14, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

Please respond!!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 23:21, 16 May 2020 (UTC)

I WANT YOU TO RESPOND NOW!!!!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 06:13, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

Hi, I'll proceed to do so now. Just remember that I sometimes am very slow, and you cannot expect me to reply instantly -- I do enjoy sleeping a lot.  Cassandra  (talk)

I've implemented a variation of the template you suggested, in order to be more "Uncyclopedia"-like.  Cassandra  (talk) 01:03pm  May 17, 2020

Thank you!!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 17:52, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello!

Hi. Do not remove any content from MediaWiki:Common.css. Just add in:

/* Remove bullets when there are multiple edit page warnings */
ul.permissions-errors > li {
	list-style: none none;
}
ul.permissions-errors {
	margin: 0;
}

Thanks!! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 18:42, 17 May 2020 (UTC)

So... currently we're having a discussion at the village dump concerning the designs of the "locks" used within the new templates you have suggested and I have provisionally implemented. Do you mind weighing in? I'll add the stuff into Common.css once the aforementioned discussion closes.  Cassandra  (talk) 09:13pm  May 17, 2020

I sure don't mind weighing in. 70.71.93.193 (talk) 01:33, 18 May 2020 (UTC) (edited 02:11, 18 May 2020 (UTC))

Good. The more opinions, the merrier.  Cassandra  (talk)

Hello Cassie

Hi. Just want ya to replace MediaWiki:Protectedinterface with this:

{{#switch:{{#invoke:Page|contentModel|{{#ifeq:{{NAMESPACENUMBER}}|-1|{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|0|2}}|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}}
 |css|javascript=<!-- Defer to [[MediaWiki:Sitecssprotected]] and [[MediaWiki:Sitejsprotected]] -->
 |#default={{protected interface|$1}} 
}}

Thanks! – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 03:53, 18 May 2020 (UTC)

Will take care of that soon. For now, would still rather have the aforementioned forum discussion to conclude.  Cassandra  (talk)

When will it close? – Mr. Saed ^{& Let’s chat &} 06:09, 21 May 2020 (UTC)

Usually if the forum post is unedited for a week or two. It's up to loose interpretation.  Cassandra  (talk)

Hugs (bcuz i can into luvings Cassie)

HUGGIN'KEVIN HUGGIN'KEVIN AND THE K-C-P-P-M

HUGGIN'KEVIN HUGGIN'KEVIN AND THE K-C-P-P-M

TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!

HUGGIN'KEVIN HUGGIN'KEVIN AND THE K-C-P-P-M

HUGGIN'KEVIN HUGGIN'KEVIN AND THE K-C-P-P-M

POU-TINE! POU-TON! PU-DONG! TSE-TUNG!

... ecacatoneditucaN! editucaN!!! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 04:38, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

Hugs. TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!  Cassandra  (talk) 01:04pm  May 24, 2020

Plos into bannings me HIM

Great Seal of the KCPPM, to validate the official arrest warrant for a criminal, secret agent, of course enemy of the CPU

It should happen, one day, to plossings into requestings of into bannings another user and nope me... Ooook. O Great Leader of the KCPPM, Am glad to report this turd, an imperialist counter-revolutionary enemy of the people mass-murderer serial killer new quisling traitor etc etc... that is doing some crimes:

• Filling the site with lots of idiotic pages, unworthy of my wandolysms
• Being a shame for our vandalcategory (my vandalisms are NRHPized)
• He was unable to create a new SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA social phenomenon

For this hi crimes against the CPU and the ZCP I suggest: permaban, beheading, shooting for high treason, nuke his hometown, damnatio memoriae, ostrakon, turds for breakfast. It's tough, but it's the law of the CPU. And, btw, thanks for everything, for your nom 'n vote. Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! Tse Hugs! and... Uhm... Does this message sounds like too similar to this one, changing only rubber stamps, headers, as a pre-printed sheet? It's CPU bureaucracy, we drown in stamped paper when we have of into firingsquadings and decapitatings a war criminal. Greets 'n tse-hugs 'n... I suggest to send the vandal in the iced mines of Pibo Manitoba next January: it's more or less here. Editucan! --𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕓𝕣𝕠 22:18, 31 May 2020 (UTC)

It's all done. The imperialist has sent to the mines for the duration of thirty days, since this is their first offense (for being an inferior vandal). Their edits and articles have also been nuked. A future offense will result in five years in laogai ; we do not permanently block IPs in order to prevent false positives. TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG! TSE TUNG!  Cassandra  (talk) 12:29am  June 1, 2020