User talk:Acid Ammo/Archive1

OMG

I have been banned thrice! I did not know that! I only knew 'bout Famine's ban. Keitei's bans are absolutely unlogical and unreasonable. Well, I hope she's happy. She got me upset and I have to go to the hospital save some lives. She managed to kill a couple of sick people. --Boy Toy bitch at me 01:48, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Eh, those weren't bans. Mine was a bit of irritation/warning, and hers were a warning and some randomness. Don't bitch until an admin gets PMSing and bans you for a week for trivial offenses. That's worth complaining about. 30 minutes is like an admin giving you the evil eye. 5 minutes is an admin being a spaz. Frankly, I'm debating banning you for 3 days due to your incompetent hand striking down two innocent souls. Because if you're killing people, you need a quota of 4 to avoid getting banned. I'll give you a day to make up the extra innocents. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 03:01, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Done. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:44, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Original Jesus

You may have missed it, but I gaive both you and Modusoperandi short bans for continuing to fight over the name in Original Jesus. Rather than ban you for a week or two, I'm putting you both on notice: Quit with the revert war. If you don't like the name, discuss it on the disussion page there, and come to a consensus. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:27, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bans make me a sad panda:(

Stern look

You've been summoned. --KATIE!! 13:34, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• Note to self: Never try to help out Uncyclopedia again ^^ Acid Ammo 22:29, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
• Apparently, I don't take my own notes serious. But I signed this time. Let's see what happens. Acid Ammo 09:22, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

VFD Archives

Don't go dredging through the VFD archives and reposting to VFD. Just because something was deleted once upon a time does not mean that the current version should be instantly deleted. All of the articles you retrieved from the archives now exist in different forms than they used to and should only appear on VFD as new submissions. --Sir gwax (talk) 17:05, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• Everyone that comes here bashes me. Why am I hated? Acid Ammo 20:01, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Don't mistake my actions for bashing. Consider it more of a constructive criticism. Everyone has a learning curve in here (check my early talk archives and you'll see I got yelled at plenty too). Your actions seem to have the right motivations, so as long as you learn from your mistakes (not everyone does) and persist, people will stop complaining and start complimenting. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:44, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

• Well, I'll try to pull that off. You know I only did what I did because I alredy saw many pages being brought back to life after they were deleted in my 3 months as an Uncyclopedian, and I thought that was the case. But nevermind, I'll double check everything I do from now on. Acid Ammo 21:29, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Cookie

For not asking for an award:

BobBobBob has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

<AcidAmmo> I think I should get an award for my works on W100WTDBN
<Keitei> don't ask for awards though
<Keitei> people won't give them to you
<AcidAmmo> I'm not /asking/
<AcidAmmo> I'm admired by my own work.
<Keitei> unless you're mhaille, maybe
<wolf> awards are given on our whims.
<Mhaille> eh?
<AcidAmmo> OK, let me refrase.
<AcidAmmo> I DONT WANT AN AWARD.

-- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 22:12, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

too lazy to tag!

If you're too lazy to tag an article as {{vfd}} then don't use VFD. When you don't tag them, I have to go back and do it for you and that pisses me off. Also if you're going to be too lazy to tag it and then vote it as QVFD, why the Hell didn't you post it to QVFD in the first place!? --Sir gwax (talk) 01:06, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Chill out, now. It's not quite QVFD material, in some people's point of view. And you're bitching because I didn't tag ONE? When I add 10 entries at a time I tag them all, just to see them get deleted after 15 minutes, I just didn't think it was worth it anymore. But don't worry, I'll do it if it'll cool you. --Boy Toy bitch at me 01:10, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

You just caught me in a pissy mood and, ironically, if you hadn't said you were being lazy, I probaly wouldn't have noticed or cared. Sorry for spazzing out on you. --Sir gwax (talk) 15:28, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Cleaver

I really like your Sysop Nominations Predictions, they're both astute and comedic. --Sir gwax (talk) 05:26, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

I try my best. --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:06, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Bios

You're lucky that I'm not in deep cover or your exposure of my CIA ties might have caused your accidental disappearance. --Sir gwax (talk) 05:58, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Well. That sniper on my neighbours's roof makes sense now. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:08, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Testing the waters again...

Hey Amino - I'm going to try this again. I'm back, have life in perspective and off the ledge. Thanks for trying to talk me down off of it before. Prettiestpretty 02:04, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Uh. Ok. I am Ammo, BTW. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:32, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Bios

Acid - hey, now that your brutally slain bio page is now in your userspace, is it okay if I edit my own entry? WILD WEASEL 14:46, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Eh, you shouldn't be asking me. Uncyc's a wiki, you can edit everything you want, not limited to your own entry. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:29, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Criminy, man, I mean it's in your userspace. Most wikis treat that as off-limits to editing - I was just trying to be polite, as there isn't a big (or small) sign saying "feel free to edit!" In any case, the list was a nice try. Tchuss. WILD WEASEL 15:46, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Just do it, WW. And if you felt offended in some way, I appologise. We good? Good. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:52, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Not offended. We're good. :) WILD WEASEL 16:12, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I think you missed the nations 23rd and 24th Penis'

Sweetie, I think you missed two. Did you get Long Island? What about the Maryland Panhandle -you could just pretend is a really old Penis, or one that got pressed in the waffle iron. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:45, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

If you want to, you can alter the image, I don't mind. Feel free to find as many penises as you want. --Boy Toy bitch at me 15:07, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

With pleasure ;-) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:17, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Yo! Yo!

For the KFC/KKK picture that I have up for voting, what would you change the caption to? Currently it reads "In an effort to rid themelves of their bad rap, the KKK introduced Colonel Skinhead as their new mascot."

Any ideas to make it more obvious for the KFC reference? LinkTGF

I like White supremacists often want the extra dip. If you want to change it, it's up to you. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:38, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Check it out on the page I changed it - hope you like it enough to consider changing your vote :) -- LinkTGF