User:Zana Dark/UB

Queen of Uranus Name: Kristie Lee       PSN: BlueMaven Active: 19 years, 4 months  &   + anon. 28 days Age: 45 Años        Edit Count: 0+ Job: Template:Strike  Full-Time Smartass {{{info}}} {{User MOM} UN:LEGAL Legal Department Template:A/F "Crede Quia Absurdum Est " This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting. THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. This user is a fan of the Las Vegas Raiders BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS. BS:bs POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981. POP This user knows what a Wawa is. This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls. This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in their control. This user is reading your thoughts! This user likes to eat anything orange. This user plays the clarinet, which is very similar to the skin flute. This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. BEWARE: This user is a random pervert This user loves pi This user likes to shoot first and ask questions later. Next time, put some pants on. This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them. Join the Collaboratory! (Collab•Laboratory) What? I don't know, man... maybe I'll get around to it. This user is Super Laz This user's IQ is over higher than yours. This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively. This user's power animal is a magical flying penis beast. This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » This user wields a plunger and can rollback your crap anytime, anywhere, anyhow baby. This user likes to recover previously deleted articles. This user is involved in Uncyclopedia Businesses and you should be too! This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors. Now, You Pay Rent to Them. WARNING: this user is a little floating ass. Now get the fuck out! Catch of the Day Clupea Pilchardus