User:VeyneruUncyc

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
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This fucker speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user does not understand Texan (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers .
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This user does not speak Asshat and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Asshat speakers.
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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This user does not speak Bullsh!t and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Bullsh!t speakers.
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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .
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This user does not understand Engrish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Dolphin (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******.
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This user only speaks their mind when you ask them what they're thinking about.
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This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over BIGGER THAN YOURS.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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