User:Up For Parole

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G
ah N This user is a native speaker of Asshat. ah N
cpp L Thith uther thpeakth C++ with a really thexy lithp. cpp L
de E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de E
se L Thith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp. se L
du A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dumbass whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. du A
en 0 This user does not understand English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). en 0
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fr P	This fucker speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	fr P

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This user got an F in Fuckhead and likes their native language better (if they have one).

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This user does not speak HTML and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all HTML speakers.

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This fucker speaks Lesbian heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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17 0

This user does not understand 1337 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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MW G

This user does not speak MediaWiki and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all MediaWiki speakers.

MW G

pika E

This user only speaks Pikachu because it was a required course in school.

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rh 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.

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This fucker speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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ow 4

This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

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“If I could be anyone in the world (other than myself), it'd be this guy”

~ Oscar Wilde on Up For Parole

Who be I?

I be Dan, a mythical creature from the legendary land of England. I'm the kind of guy that will give you a pot of gold if you make it to the end of the rainbow. Age wise, I currently have fifteen years under my belt (as well as extremely well developed genitalia, but that's another story). I am a tool of the government. You are much better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar.

What do I do?

Nothing. Apart from writing pointless wiki articles. Which is how I arrived here. Did you know this site arrived first when I searched for "useless wiki"? I forget which engine I used. Probably not Google. Nobody uses Google. I predict it will die at some point in the near future, possibly of asphyxiation. I'm also a fortune-teller-in-training. Cross my palm with silver (or breasts if you happen to be female) and I'll make something up for you. I also write a lot of English essays (by the way, I don't speak English). My English teacher is a potato from the planet Mars. Yes, Ms. Smith, I'm talking about you.

What do I like?

Myself

When will I update this?

Whenever I have time. And by when I have time, I mean when I can be bothered. And by when I can be bothered, I mean never.

Pages I've Started

Adam Levine