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This fucker speaks Français heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user got an F in Fuckhead and likes their native language better (if they have one). |
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This fucker speaks Lesbian heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This fucker speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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“If I could be anyone in the world (other than myself), it'd be this guy”
I be Dan, a mythical creature from the legendary land of England. I'm the kind of guy that will give you a pot of gold if you make it to the end of the rainbow. Age wise, I currently have fifteen years under my belt (as well as extremely well developed genitalia, but that's another story). I am a tool of the government. You are much better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar.
Nothing. Apart from writing pointless wiki articles. Which is how I arrived here. Did you know this site arrived first when I searched for "useless wiki"? I forget which engine I used. Probably not Google. Nobody uses Google. I predict it will die at some point in the near future, possibly of asphyxiation. I'm also a fortune-teller-in-training. Cross my palm with silver (or breasts if you happen to be female) and I'll make something up for you.
I also write a lot of English essays (by the way, I don't speak English). My English teacher is a potato from the planet Mars. Yes, Ms. Smith, I'm talking about you.
Myself
Whenever I have time. And by when I have time, I mean when I can be bothered. And by when I can be bothered, I mean never.
Adam Levine