User:Ultra Sarah

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Hi, I'm ULTRA SARAH.

Uncyclopedia:Babel
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
fig-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fight.
fur-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Furry.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.
rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
us-L Thith uther thpeakth American English with a really thexy lithp.


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Ist2 2304394 baby girl.jpg This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably . . .
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

Dexter.jpg
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over really high.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Skullnbones.gif Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
sub subliminal!