User:Ultra Sarah

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Hi, I'm ULTRA SARAH.

Uncyclopedia:Babel
17-4This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
ao-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
bl-NThis user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
en-LThith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
enr-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
fig-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fight.
fur-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Furry.
gee-NThis user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
il-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
MW-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
pika-GThis user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
quo-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.
rh-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
sa-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
us-LThith uther thpeakth American English with a really thexy lithp.


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Ist2 2304394 baby girl.jpg This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all...
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight, and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Brain.gif
This user's IQ is over really high.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

Skullnbones.gif This user is pilfering ye booty!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
sub subliminal!