User:Ultimatum479

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N	sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N
gbs-P This fucker speaks Galactic Basic Standard heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. gbs-P
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school. en-E	bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school. bs-E
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tlh-0	pe-0 This user does not understand Plain English (or understands it with considerable difficulties). pe-0
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers . es-X
enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level. enr-4
vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. vg-A
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all the Ancient Language speakers. al-G	du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user is elite.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user is cooler than you.

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This user redefines lazy!

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a mutant.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user should not be trusted.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user's head A SPLODE.

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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes .

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