User:Spatula666
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. | id2 |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user fears the clowns. |
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| Spatula the Spoon XIV | |
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| Kingdom | Euthanasia |
| Phylum | Stormtrooper |
| Class | Lolsroyce Driver |
| Order | Orange Order |
| Family | FUCKTARDS |
| Genus | Random |
| Species | Bat Fuck Insane |
| Binomial Name | Mister White Rubber with Some Letters in it |
| Primary Armament | Handgun |
| Secondary Armament | Air Guitar |
| Power Plant | Chernobyl |
| What Time is It? | 13:37 |
| Heal Points: | Nobody cares |
| Strength: | infinite |
| Intel: | No thanks, I left it the past week |
| Weight | 35 Hulk Hogans |
| Length | 12 |
| Special Attack | Suicide |
| Conservation Status | Salt |
“Spatula r00lz!!”
“Hail to you, my Lord”
“My preciouss!!”
“Master!”
The Rise of the Empire[edit | edit source]
Spatula, also known as The Burger King, was born on the gay country of Mushroom Kingdom, under the tyranic orders of Princess Peach, a sadical monarch who wanted to rule them all.
At the age of 2 he traveled in time to another time, and help the Vatican Boys Punishment Squad to fight against evil, but they sadly became superhuman and joined a capitalist country of Disneyland. Since then, The Burger King, now known as Spatula, started to create a machine to burn CD's with protection, like Star Wars videogames. But one day, Benedict XVI, came to his house and started to eat all the stuff in the house, including a real-sized statute of his idol, Mr. T, which made him a big damage that powned him 616 lives.
Now he lives in the Empire of Antarctica with his funny friends and Bill and Ted, and because they were fictitional, Spatula get high and renamed his country to Rastanesia.
Live and Death[edit | edit source]
He died yesterday and tomorrow. It's also known that his age is between 0 and infinite.
Terrorist Acts[edit | edit source]
- He was the one who voted for your mother and Hitler the day after tomorrow.
- He didn't saw a Chuck Norris film never.
- He dont speak english
- He once laught out loud
- He is a whore
- Andro-lol makes me do it
- But he is OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!1111one