User:Orion Blastar/awards

Awards

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Kalir hath killed Orion Blastar with his/her God Meatloaf on Wheels because Orion Blastar is a nefarious evil-doer.

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Since you're the best at making fun of kid's names. Good show, chum. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 05:24, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

For those not knowing, I won the contest at Forum:Make fun of this kid's name because I am teh funnay! --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 19:16, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

THANKS

I appreciate you taking the time to work on my userpage (I left a message on the forum also). I'm hoping someone will take your work and build upon it, but you definitely brought it a step in the right direction. Anywho...

Job Well Dude… Your rug really tied this room together. Thanks.

Everyone needs a Dude on their page, and you've earned this one. Also, like I said, if you ever need help on an article or a picture or something that isn't coding, I'd be glad to repay your kindness with, umm, whatever it is that I do. Thanks again. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 18:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

That's actually perfect just the way it is; the parody is close enough, and it actually looks better that way. I already copied it onto my userpage and gave you credit in the edit description. You rock. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 18:22, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

I do what I can. I used to be paid big bucks to design Intranet web sites before I got too sick to work and went on disability. I am glad I was able to help. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 22:22, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Now (sporked from E:D)

I was thinking thinking thinking of how i could express my appreciation for all that you do and are and (merci) are not. i toyed with the idea of changing freud's comments but then i thought "...he suffers from the extremely uncommon enlarged-heart syndrome..." was kind of cheesy. finally i decided to gift you what i thought was the best award i was ever awarded (no, not Cainad's blah award):

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

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KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

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have a nice day! -- mowgli 18:34, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks as long as it isn't PI in the face, PI is after all endless you know. Unless you use New math and then PI equals exactly three. :) The Freud message was one I wrote to be funny, I also wrote the Oscar Wilde message because there are people out there pretending to be me. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 20:28, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

pretending to be you outside uncyclopedia, right? surprise me, shock me. -- mowgli 20:42, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Most of them I got admins to delete, but here is one here is another (but he got deleted), here is a stalker most others I had deleted. There was someone using Onion Blastar at one time, and the user Onion here I thought was a clone of me. Then again, maybe not. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 21:36, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

UotM Oct '2006

CONGRATULATIONS!!1! Your user page has now been irrevocably tarnished by uncyc admins (not to mention oscar wilde and his ghey pal chuck norris). REGARDLESS, WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA EVEN IF IT'S A TRIFLE BELATED!! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU CAN NOW FINALLY RELAX AND BE YOURSELF! IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE MONTH UNCYCOPEDIAS YOU !! -- mowgli 20:41, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

• Sir Orion — I knew that your contributions would be recognized and rewarded so long as you didn't give up. And you didn't. Congratulations.  :) ~ T. (talk) 21:08, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much, all of you. This is the happiest time of the year for me. It made all my pain and suffering worth it. Just to make people laugh, even if I am annoying at times, and can get into flamewars, and such. I hope I can live up to this, and do better work here. I will wear this badge with honor on my Uncyclopedia jumpsuit. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 00:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

More appreciation

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Thanks, I am honored to have this award. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:21, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

It's the least I can do. I think your well-earned UotM is a good example of how much you mean to this website as a whole, but I also want to acknowledge my personal appreciation for your contributions here. It's hard to take criticism and personal conflicts and work them out, let alone do all the other work you've done here. I hope you can stick around for years to come.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 22:34, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Mayo for you

• Well, I'm a little bored and a little nothing-to-do. So I am full of generosity and by so I award you for you commenting against Anti-Jesus tree hugging etc. commie-hippies. People like you are in need in order to save our beloved Western Civilization. No, serious!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
	For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

For you, the key to eternal life. :D herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 21:22, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Well thank you, that is very kind and considerate of you. I mean that is the way I want to go out of this world, with my brain preserved in a mayonnaise jar (Only an Hellman's mayonnaise jar will do). But I got plans to have the brain in a jar frozen as well, so that one day they can learn how to do a brain transplant and put my brain into a new body. Yet all of that is quite unnecessary being that I am Undead already (see above award) and cannot die. Plus I have psionic powers and I can transfer my mind into a new body even after I die, by moving around the astral plane until I find someone like Al Gore, Tom Cruise, or Richard Dawkins who isn't using their brains anyway and they are not contributing members to the human race either. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:24, 10 December 2006 (UTC)