Forum:Make fun of this kid's name
How would you as a kindergartner (or however you spell that) make fun of this kid's name?
God Meatloaf on Wheels
The best insult inventor will be honorarily killed (or given a cookie, up to you). You have a week starting from now. Go. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 16:46, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- Point and laugh... Then feed him to a grue. ~ 17:00, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- HAHA, God pooploaf on wheels! --
Kaizer the Bjorn takkun 
(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:11, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- He slow mean dog float--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 18:12, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Tough to come up with a good one, no? Even considering that his name is way out there. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 03:32, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- Well you think of a better way to insult him/her/it/aardwolf then! ~ 05:57, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- oh my God, you suck your mom's meatloaf faster than a Jewish Girdle Wheel. Seriously, nothing funny can be done with that phrase; without using words uncapable for kindergardners --ccdimeanc | cantabria 10:09, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- I agree. That's why I came up with a form of bullying rather than an insult. ~ 10:14, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- This has been my point all along. So far, Crowley is doing the best, but gets penalized for not using the vocabulary of a kindergartner. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 02:31, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
- Holy Modern Girl Cruising| Colonel Swordman has given you an answer! Now go and insult a 3-year-old boy. -- Colonel Swordman 10:43, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
hey... yesterday... I asked mom... what God's Meatloaf on wheels means... and she said it's my dad's dick. You are my dad's Dick. What's a dick anyway? Let's ask ms.Johnson you Dick...(joke needs improvement, too tired) --ccdimeanc | cantabria 07:52, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
When I was a kindergartner, we didn't have microprocessors. The 8008 was still on the drawing board. As such, unlike you young whippersnappers we would never have Babelfished this into a mess like:
| en | God Meatloaf on Wheels |
| zh-tw | 上帝肉餅在輪子 |
| en | God meat patty in wheel |
| fr | Petit pâté de viande de Dieu dans la roue |
| es | Pequeño paté de carne de Dios en la rueda |
| en | Small paté of meat of God in the wheel |
No, we never would have done that. We certainly wouldn't have had the machine keep running it through the wheel until it was hamburger. No, sirree. Heck, back in my day we didn't even have the exploding Space Shuttle and had to settle for people walking on the crummy moon! But ya tell the kids that these days... --Carlb 12:23, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
- Wow...ummm...You stupid fucker, what kind of name is that, eh? Even Jimmy Penisface has a better name then you cause Jimmy is a human name. But nooooo your parents had to just be a pack of stupid ass muching hippy fuckers didn't they you peice of shit? I bet your a vegatarian to. You probably never ate a meatloaf in your life. And for that matter your mother is so busy whoring herself out to hippies that you probably don't even know what a wheel is you Godless motherfucking cock smoker. That's how I'd make fun of him if I were 4. --ZB 23:01, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
- God Meatloaf on Wheels, huh? I guess Demon Potroast on Rails was already taken by your evil retarded twin brother? No wait, your brother is not evil and retarded, it is you who are evil and retarded! Anyway kid, here is twenthy five cents, buy yourself another nickname. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 00:39, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Well, it was a long, arduous, and slightly amusing trip, but I have to say... Orion Blastar was the best, and also closest to the kindergartner language level. If I did this again Next time, I'll raise the bar slightly. Ciao. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 05:21, 2 June 2006 (UTC)