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I have been a member of Uncyclopedia for many months now, dutifully writing my puny attempts at jokes during a long and arduous move overseas, and not received (nor truly deserved) any recognition whatsoever. I have come to believe that I am qualified to grant the award for truly mediocre writing, being a master of it myself.

Just look at my contributions, and you will see that they lack any of the sparkling brilliance required for a VFH, yet none (with very few exceptions) have been quite bad enough to warrant deletion.

This is the award:

As you can see, neither the text, the image, nor the colors of the template itself are particularly special, funny, or memorable. Even the code for it is a lame rip-off of some other template that I copy-pasted. This is not meant to be a sarcastic insult, nor should it be taken with any degree of seriousness. It is simply the ultimate expression of "almost, but not really funnyl."

If you can thnk of anyone who deserves this award, please say so. This is not an award for award-happy admins who have at least one featured article each, this is for the half-baked homourists who don't get praised or banned. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 08:38, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

What about half-baked Admins? Don't they deserve love too? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

WOOHOO!! an award I actually qualify for! -- Soul101 ~_MA^REPENT! 09:06, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah. I haven't gotten many awards at all after all I do for this Wiki (removing unfunny quotes n' such). Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:15, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Peh, I'm so mediocre I probably won't even get one of these either... --User:Nintendorulez 20:47, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

At least you've made your stand among Uncyclopedians. I never will. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:12, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Judgement

I'll make occaisional judgements of who gets the recognition. The judge is myself, and there will be minimal peer review. Deliberation will be half-assed and poorly thought out.

• Mhaille: Yes, I suppose half-baked admins could be acknowledged. But you certainly don't desrve this award, what with your 9 featured articles. Bugger off.
• soul101: Sure, why not?
• Nintendorulez: Hmm, I'll need more evidence before I make that decision. Make your case.
• Crazyswordsman: Yeah, all right. Prepare to be slapped by the Hand of Blah.

To improve your chances of being Mediocre-ed, give some kind of explanation that describes why you feel you are an all around mediocre member.

(Cainad is rather lazy and doesn't like spending a great deal of time researching others' contributions)

--Cainad | Speak with The Eye 02:52, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

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