User:Narutowiki5808

“He copied my originality by being me.”

~ Me on Originality

“This guy edits things.”

~ Captain Obvious on Narutowiki5808

“I've had it with this motherf***ing Narutowiki5808 on this motherf***ing article. (Edited for the kids)”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Narutowiki5808

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    my anti-drug.

Bio

Well, I grew up in Chesapeake. In my first few years, it was hard. The weasels who lived across the street threw ice cream at me every day. Once I almost drowned. When I was three, my life changed when I met Borat. He taught me about Kazakhstan and everybody who every lived there. Then, when I won a contest to meet Ozzy Osbourne when I was four, he bit the heads off of the evil weasels. It taught me how to stand up for myself...biting their heads off! I then attended school for however long you should. Well, when I was in college one day I drank too much and found Uncyclopedia. My life changed forever. Well, until I actually used Uncyclopedia. That brings me here. Did I mention the drive-thru?

What to Say About Other Users

Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:

People I Owe

• RabbiTechno: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
• ILIKECEREALX: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
• 165.166.192.159 (No Userpage): Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights.
• The vader hybrid: Thank you for helping with Celebrity Deathmatch fights. And please, having Ozzy Osbourne win everything gets boring after a little. I'm sorry Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde doesn't, it "appeals" to Uncyclopedians.

Articles

• User:Narutowiki5808: Are you an idiot?

• Bread Rising: The controversial video game where you can throw PS3s.

• Ducky Smash Bros 16: A game of similar style like Bread Rising.

• Jerks: A mathematical format.

• Dead Rising Festival: Wait 'till September.

• Frank West: He's covered wars you know?

• Celebrity Deathmatch: Celebrities fight out to the death.
  • Frequent Fighters can be edited here.

• Me: Not me at all.

• Yu-Gi-Oh!: Communist bastard.

Deathmatches I Will Do

This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.

Userboxes

These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »	en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337. 17-2	ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one). ac-F
al-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of the Ancient Language. al-2	ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao-2	ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canadian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ca-A
ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. ow-4	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
This user fears the clowns .	This user is a geek.	This user is cooler than you.
This user's head A SPLODE.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …
This user is an evil clone of RabbiTechno.	This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	This user wants Celebrity Deathmatch featured.	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!	One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Narutowiki5808/Userboxes. ubx– crapload	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is a part of the Class of 3000 and therefor must be a musician.