User:Mr36

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The unperson Mr36 never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.

Memories of Mr36 shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

FNORD! This article is too close to the TRUTH! Citizens should begin to feel uneasy or bemused now. Fnord.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This mathematical user loves pi

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to hell.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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Basic Info for Mr. 36

• Real Name: Classified
• Profession: Ninja by day, PC Technician by night.
• Height: 6'1"
• Weight: 180 lbs.
• Drives: Your mom, and she is one smooth ride.
• Rolls with: Crips
• Favorite Band: Spinal Tap
• Religious Affiliation: Church of Cthulhu

Secret Societies

Mr. 36 is a member of the following secret societies:

1. The Illuminati
2. Majestic 12
3. Knights Templar
4. Heavenly Order of Fnord
5. Freemasons
6. Hashshashin
7. Sons of Liberty
8. The Giga Society
9. Priory of Sion
10. The Club of Rome
11. Order Militia Crucifera Evangelica
12. "The Society"

Secret Societies Mr. 36 couldn't find time to be a part of

These secret societies have been trying to get Mr. 36 to sign up, but Mr. 36 just couldn't be bothered by such puny matters

1. Skull and Bones
2. The Seven Sages
3. Wu Xing Hui
4. Yakuza

Background of Mr. 36

• Has once scored 36 points in 36 minutes of Basketball
• Has the world record for most individual words of a Fall Out Boy song comprehended (36)
• Once tied 36 Gummi Worms together and swallowed the resulting chain whole
• Once had sex for 36 hours straight, then slept for another 36 straight hours
• Is the 36th richest person on earth, but they don't want you to know that
• Has secretly placed 36 fnords on this very page
• Has 36 nuclear bombs under his bed
• Once ate a 36 course dinner, then asked "What's for dessert?"
• Has just finished ordering 36 ninja assassins to find and eliminate Hillary Clinton
• Has a water-bed filled with Jell-o 36 times larger than Adam West's

Current Articles Mr. 36 is working on

• Geisha
• Unperson
• Cthulhu Day