User:Lenoxus/Quotes
Source: Unquotable:Quote Market.
From Frank West[edit | edit source]
“I've covered more wars than this faggot. And by covering wars, I mean having gay sex with men.”
“Dead Rising? Dead men do not get erections. I know from experience. ”
Price: Hell, we'll pay you to take them off our hands!
(I'm still waiting to be paid, of course.)
From Scooby Doo[edit | edit source]
“BOO!”
Price: Three dollops of ectoplasm
(Didn't hurt in the least.)
From UnBooks:Adventure gamebook[edit | edit source]
“I play super kawest.”
Price: $1.00
“I also found that all of the endings sucked, no matter which one you got to.”
Price: $5.99
“I had a lot of them when I was little. I liked to look at the pictures of macho-men in tights.”
Price: $10.00
“WHAT?! Someone used pen! I will terminate the girly man who wrote on this gamebook in pen!”
Price: $2.00
“In Soviet Russia, gamebook reads/plays YOU!”
Price: $5.32/$3.24
Buy them ALL and save 20% on your next Quote Market purchase!
(Total: Don't wanna think about it.)
From Paris Hilton[edit | edit source]
“Ooooh look, tequila.”
Price: A bottle of tequila, and she's yours
Didn't really need that bottle anyway. Of course, I don't really need Hilton anyway either. Decisions!
From Microsoft Windows[edit | edit source]
“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”
Price: $300
From Soviet Russia[edit | edit source]
“In Soviet Russia, UMD pops out from YOU!!”
Price: 10 cents
“In Soviet Russia, computer wastes away its youth on YOU!”
Price: $8.75
“In Soviet Russia, genitals masturbate you!”
“In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quotes YOU!”
From McDonalds Characters[edit | edit source]
“Where's my break today? Where's my fucking break? AAAAAAGH!”
Price: $1.45
From Atom Bomb[edit | edit source]
“Oh how I love the Atom Bomb.”~ Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris
Price: 50 cents
From Swedish Chef[edit | edit source]
“I cun't stup eateeng thuse-a demn Svedeesh Feesh!!”
Price: 10 krona
“Villy Vonka vas a vild visher. Vat? Vat are you-a looffing at?!”
Price: 25 öre
“Vat do you meen-a?! You cunt depoort me, I em a legill reseedent!”
Priceless
From Jack Bauer[edit | edit source]
“I think he really doesn't know.”
Price: $3.40
“DAMNIT AUDREY!”
Price:$19.67
From Universal Remote Control Everything 3000[edit | edit source]
“I freeze time with them.”
Price: The next issue of Captain Obvious comics.
“I use it to fix my hair and to kill that annoying neighbor kid.”
Price: A wet hairdryer.
From Trogdor[edit | edit source]
“Let's do lunch”
Price: a Roast Kerrek.
“Mmm... he can burninate me any day.. that's right sister!”
Price: A burned peasant.
From Crayons[edit | edit source]
“Crayons love people.”~ Richard Simmons on Richard Simmons
$1.00
“I drew a picture of God, but I ran out of purple.”~ Bill Gates on Bill Gates
“Who needs crayons, when you have Markers?”~ Steven Hawking on Steven Hawking
“Screw this, I'm making a bomb.”~ Albert Einstein on Albert Einstein
“Crayons are cool.”~ Wu Tang Clan on Wu Tang Clan
“WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY FUCKING CRAYON?!?!”~ Samuel L. Jackson on Samuel L. Jackson
From Ayumi Hamasaki[edit | edit source]
“ Nice... ”
Price: ¥1000.00
“ DAMN, she's an hot mama! ”
Price: 1 Koda Kumi Album of your choice!
From Pink Floyd[edit | edit source]
“I did not have sexual relations with that song.”
Price:Money(But keep you hands off of my stack!)
From Chav[edit | edit source]
“In Soviet Russia, Chavs pity You!!!”
From Gay marriage[edit | edit source]
“Gay marriage? Yeah, sure... That's cool. Wait... What? Dude, what are we talking about again? I was staring at boobs.”
Price: 3 sexual-identity contradictions
“What? Gay Marriage, tell me everything about it! No I'm not gay, how do you dare to say that! I'm just interested...”
Price: $2.83