User:Ilostmypie

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17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G
ao G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao G
rn G This user does not speak redneck and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all redneck speakers. rn G
sa 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm. sa 3
lz 0 This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). lz 0
ca 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Canadian. ca 2
il 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay. il 3
rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N
fh E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school. fh E
do X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers. do X
gb L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp. gb L
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sc P	This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	sc P

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 15 years, 3 months and 24 days.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user has been blocked 2 times.

This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.