User:Ianweller/new

SARCASM IS POWER. TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Welcome to Ian's user page.

Carley has inspired me, for some awkward reason, to make this stupid user page in February 2006.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

Ian is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with Ian will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

This user would like to join the Folding@home team, but he has things to do with his computer.

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This user doesn't give a shit about Oscar Wilde, but thinks his made-up quotes are funny.

NI!	This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!

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... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that the White House is really off-white?
... that your fly is unzipped?
... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
... Donald Trump? More like... Donald Gay! Hah, gottem!
... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?

For nonsense related IRC chat, you can visit my chat page. It's not always up, and it always sucks.

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