User:GalaxyGuru

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over 180.
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This user is adorable .
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user will never forget October 23, 2008
the day that Wikia
sold its soul
. :-S
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
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This user supports free operating systems

because they are basically a cheapskate

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This user is Canadian
…and mildly smug about it!
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user is a libertarian, so stay away from their wallet, hippie!
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LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user plays on a PS3 and probably regrets ever buying one.

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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user likes apples.
Or they are one already.
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This user has been blocked
zero times.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user is a philosopher.
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