User:Elvis/Talk Archve 1

Hi Elvis,

First, sorry for writing in that bad English. Im the Admin of the german Uncyclopedia and would like to answer your entry in http://uncyclopedia.de/wiki/index.php/Uncyclopedia:Portal here. I will do some changes referencing the lincence maybe a french solution soon

Thanks for your support and reagrds East 16:55, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

No more Monty Python sketches, please, we'd rathr have your own original writing. --Uvula Donor 13:32, 26 Apr 2005 (EDT)

'Hey sucka I ain't edited no WW1! My username wikiwokiwoo has become blocked under the blanket ban of the 62.254.0.18 ip. Get me back on punk! (Your user name or IP address has been blocked by Elvis. The reason given is this: Blanked World War I (video game))'

The ban would have expired in about 10 mins anyway, unfortuantly someone else on NTL in Nottigham did blank World War I (video game). (I droped the ban from the usualy month to 2 days incase you came back)

--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 11:23, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

1 I added 1 --Elvis 10:07, 27 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Well now that the confusion is over, I must tell you that Days of yore is a masterpiece. --Uvula Donor 19:14, 27 Apr 2005 (EDT)

It's nice to see a Brass Eye and Monkey Dust fan on here. But what you are doing is transferring their jokes on here. It might be nice to see some original stuff. --Mellomeh 22:45, 29 Apr 2005 (EDT)

1. I was pushed for time.
2. I very much doubt many others (esp. our friends across the pond) will have seen the BE/MD humour so feel obliged to bless them with it.
3. I have added some original ideas.
4. There are already a lot of pop culture refernces that this fairly obscure stuff is no where near the worst.

--Elvis 21:24, 29 Apr 2005 (EDT)

John Profumo........Helen Keller?? Surely they are related? ;-)--wibblewobble 16:15, 4 May 2005 (EDT)

Regarding Uncyclopedia:VFP

How about the format in Uncyclopedia:Sandbox? --Repairman Jack 11:04, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Thats the baby yay --Elvis 11:06, 9 May 2005 (EDT)

Hey king, I got most of the jokes, the template was a joke, most of the people I was unfamiliar with, but the concepts were good. I liked the UK-Federation/ Irish-Klingon connections--slack 15:42, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

Hey, thanks for VFHing my work. You rock. Disregard those comments I made further up your discussion page, Americans do need to be more aware of such great shows.--Mellomeh 17:24, 11 May 2005 (EDT)

Thanks for Noticing the work of Cruft. I find it funny that you would get annoyed over a bunch of people altering or Defacing (as you would say)bullshit. No satire you say? that is bullshit, the humor that lies within the Cruft pages is very subtle and STILL UNDER DEVELOPMENT. They haven't been finished because of various reasons that I don't have to explain to you or any other Cruft hater. With a lot of love ~Trent

So....Thanks for the vote of confidence, and the "compliment", the misspellings. You cleared up a lot of issues, but we here at cruft are still going to do our job. I mean, would a normal person who stumbled upon this site think of it as funny anyway? No they would think its dumb. SO you need to tell the Humor Patrol that Trent ReVnor still lives and Cruft will never die. We try to edit pages that are requested and most of the pages we create are added to eventually. THe only real stub we created was Comrade Boris.

I appreciate what you did. Cruft no longer sees you as an enemy.

Nice add to the Help:Editing page. That really make the page complete. Brilliant! --Famine 17:06, 24 May 2005 (EDT)

Congrats. You're sysopped. Don't abuse it. --PantsMacKenzie 17:28, 27 May 2005 (EDT)

Super-Secret Front-Page Ideas!!!

Between your brilliant Days of yore and the amazing Didst Thou Ken, I think we can do up a Ye Olde English frontpage. Complete with a good load of OWQs. All we need now is someone English enough to select a good holiday to use. What sayeth thou, good chap? --Famine 17:27, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Well, crap. "Trooping the Colour" is June 11th, and St. George's is Apr 23rd. (If my sources are correct.) I guess we should focus on OW's B-day page first, and worry about those later, since we have a lot of time. --Famine 12:58, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Holy crap - I totally forgot about it, but "International Talk-Like-a-Pirate" day is 19 Sept. Avast mate - what say ye we hijack the front page for that? Arrrrr.

And I wonder about doing up a "Mole Day" page for 23 October. --Famine 13:02, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Re: Trooping the Colour and St. Georges, agreed, I was annoyed when I realised we had missed them!, I'm fully up for a "International Talk-Like-a-Pirate" page, what laungage page should we appropriate Corrnish (kw), Manx (gv)? There isn't an ow code so we can invent that for oscar. --Elvis 13:12, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I concur on the OW code. However, I'm torn between Manx (gv), and Sangho (sg). Because if any language/country screams "piracy of the high seas" it's SG: in the CAR... --Famine 13:32, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I think Manx then, at least it's not land locked and has a piratical history --Elvis 13:42, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)

On the Swiss - good call - with all the crap going on in my life right now, I had forgotten all about it. Thanks for remembering. --Famine 00:01, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

BBQ

I also started working on the page for the 3rd annual Meat & Great for Uncyclopedians. It can be found at Uncyclopedia:Annual_BBQ. Feel free to make additions. I want this year to be the best one yet! --Famine 18:40, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Image:WildeQuotes.jpg

You may consider saving the screenshot in the PNG format, it will not be blurry and will take less space. JPEG is for photos, not screenshots of text. - Guest 16:28, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)

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Come to my page!--Alfred 23:12, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Elvis, man, I just thought I'd mention how much I appreciate the stuff you've done on Uncyclopedia and in the recording industry. The various main page anniversaries, the things you've done to connect our wiki with other ones, your admin duties and general good attitude, and "A Little Less Conversation" have all been great boons. For services rendered to Uncyclopedia, I'm awarding you the first ever Feather in Your Cap Award. No matter what happens after this, you can always look back with pride and say, "Yes, I was the first one to get a feather for my cap, and no one can take that away from me." --Rcmurphy 03:23, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

test --Sir Elvis CUN 13:34, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

test 2--Sir Elvis CUN | Talk 13:37, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

test 3--Sir Elvis KUN | Talk 07:47, 2 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Protection

Okay, so now that our little edit war is over, could you protect Template:TopStoryTemplate and Template:SidebarStoryTemplate? Please don't lock the main page yet, I've got some modifications to make.

Free epilepsy test banner

Could you put Image:Freetest.gif up on the front page on August 9th?

As it's in the Aug 9th anniversity template, I think it should show up just fine on the front page. Nice image. ;) --Famine 14:17, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Agreed --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 22:48, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I say

Good work dear sir! Please enjoy the complementary basket of worms I sent you. They are good! If worms are not to your liking, please leave a message with my butler. Cheerio!--47Monkey MUN HMRFRA | Talk 11:12, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I had a thought about the link you put (I think it was you) on the no adverts article. Rather than linking to David bravo, which might encourage someone to start up a new article, maybe link to the text of the original page at Uncyclopedia:True_Facts_and_Other_Deleted_Prose#From_David_bravo. Anyway, your call. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:25, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Random sightings templates

Go ahead and modify the random sighting templates. I really don’t know to much about the choose and option markers (not really your standard HTML).

New sig

Yup, I don't think I shall be keeping this one because of that, and it's a tad long. That's after cropping too. --IMBJR 21:17, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Test of mine --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 10:54, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Nice additions to the Awards page :) Now lemme test my new sig --Insertwackynamehere CUN VFP 14:06, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:52, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)