User:DeletedUser0002/Shelbyville
Shelbyville (May 18, 1796-October 5, 3004) is a city in the state of North Takoma. It is the set of the popular sitcom Futurama. God blessed it is the fifth most holy city in the universe. The only ones preceding it are Heaven, Jerusalem, Mecca, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The city was founded by the awesome Shelbyville Manhattan because he had a dispute with Jebediah Springfield. Shelbyville Manhattan had sexy cousins, while Jebediah Springfield didn't. That made Jebediah Springfield so jealous, that he founded Springfield, and made a border between Springfield and Shelbyville at that lemon tree. That also made Jebediah perform cunnilingus on one of Shelbyville Manhattan's cousins.
Shelbyville The Fair City of Shelbyvilee Shelbyville | |||||
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| Motto: "Springfield sucks" | |||||
| Anthem: "The Proud Song of Shelbyville" | |||||
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| Official language(s) | Klingon, Nadsat, Ebonics, English, Englishe, Depression, Cockney Rhyming Slang | ||||
| Government | Capitalism | ||||
| Mayor | Philip J. Fry | ||||
| National Hero(es) | David Bowie | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 1796 | ||||
| Currency | Pound | ||||
| Religion | Teeism, Church of Uncyclopedia, Church of Awesomeness | ||||
| Population | 250,000 | ||||
| Exports | Awesomenesss | ||||
History[edit | edit source]
- 1796-3004: Awesomeness
Famous Shelbyvillians[edit | edit source]
Languages of Shelbyville[edit | edit source]
The main language of Shelbyville is Klingon. Also, they speak Nadsat. You know that one language from A Clockwork Orange and A Clockwork Orange (book). Also, Ebonics. You know, Check dis' shizzat. Ebonics be dat slang we be slingin', bitch. Dat sheeeeeet be skrate off da block. Dem niggaz sling dat sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet in music videos, BEE-YOTCH! Dat slang be illin', patna. Also, I think there's English, as well as Englishe. Also they speak Depression, you know that language spoken by Radiohead, Interpol, and Joy Division. Cockney Rhyming Slang, they speak, you furry merkin. By the way, I'm a negative potato, and I'm uh, stoned. Don't tell the Police!
Proud Song of Shelbyville[edit | edit source]
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Shelbyville, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Shelbyville, we stand on guard for thee.
O Shelbyville, we stand on guard for thee.
